KitTastic

I'm the only stripper I've ever seen who dances to 60s rock. All the other girls are dancing to gangsta rap, so it's nice to see all the customers look up like, "Is that The Guess Who? Who's dancing to The Guess Who?" That's the other thing, I'm the only actual Canadian girl in the club, so I play it up with Canadian bands whenever possible.

Clapping happens in the Toronto area, as a courtesy thing. There is a girl up there working her ass off to get your attention, the least you can do is acknowledge her.

I'm technically an art major, but I'm going to one of the best art schools in my country, and I'm actually doing textile design. It comes in handy when I want a new costume. People don't go to the theater much when the economy is this bad, so they're scaling back shop positions, and stripping pays the bills in the meantime.

Wow, that's...wow. I sometimes do this thing on stage where I reach out and take a sip of a guy's beer, if he's in a group (It gets all their friends hooting, which makes the rest of the club look up to see what the commotion is about) but I'd never DREAM of snaking a guy's entire drink. I know how expensive they are, I want him to spend that money on me. And the steal a sip thing I only do rarely, if I notice that no one's tipping the girls on stage. If one of us reaches over the rail, it seems to break the invisible wall customers seem to build between themselves and the stage.

I would totally work as a dancer in a club that has mud wrestling. Sign me up.