Who'd You Rather: Heather Kozar vs. Susana Reche
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Model Bracket: Heather KOZAR vs. Susana RECHE
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Heather KOZAR
36DD-24-35
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1916
CLIP: (Playboy nude) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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Kozar was a solid pick to round out the 90's as Playboy's final Playmate of the Year for years starting with '1'. On the one hand, her bouncy blonde locks and curves were typical of the 90's Playboy ethos. On the other, she had a decidedly retro flair that recalled Playboy's past bombshells. Kozar would translate her title into a year as a model on "The Price is Right," and continued to do be a spokeswoman for various companies into the 2000s. However, you get the feeling Kozar never had aspirations to be a big star. She does have a thing for mediocre NFL quarterbacks, though, marrying Tim Couch after previously being involved with Cade McNown. The Akron girl has largely been out of the spotlight since marrying the former Browns starter, content to be a mother to their two boys.
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Susana RECHE
Measurements Unavailable (I'm guessing 34C?)
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1929
CLIP: (nude striptease) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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If only America could be more like Spain, where they have a concept called "telebasura," which roughly translates to TV getting viewers by any means possible, including late-night shows with raunchy talk and strippers. Instead of Jay Leno's tired jokes between 1997-2005, Spain got "Cronicas Marcianas," or The Martian Chronicles, on Telecinco (Channel 5). Cronicas mixed comedians and funny videos with sex talk and stripteases, many including the amazing Reche, who could challenge any American feature dancer to a strip-off and win. Reche came to Cronicas from her own group of touring strippers, akin to the Pussycat Dolls were before they went mainstream and if they were more naked. If you're in Europe, she still performs. If not, search for her videos and appreciate what they have and we don't.
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This one's not going to make a lot of sense if you don't at least click through to the links, so I encourage you to do so before making your picks.
KOZAR
RECHE
or NEITHER
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And again, anyone who says neither should be voting on dick pics.
#2 looks like typical cuban wanna dance gal
Neither
Soooo ...
Though neither was considered.
KOZAR: 9
RECHE: 7
NEITHER ̶/̶D̶I̶C̶K̶ ̶P̶I̶C̶S̶: 5
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I wondered how much name recognition would make a difference in these polls. This was a good test. Given you guys seemed to know Kozar, but not Reche, and that seemed to be a deciding factor for some of you, it's fair to say it does make some difference.
Kozar moves on. She'll get the winner of the matchup between Karla Kensington and Brooklyn Lee.