Who'd You Rather: Heather Kozar vs. Susana Reche
We follow the Anderson/Richards showdown with two lesser-known names, including one I'm guessing very few of you know. However, I think you'll like what you'll see.
Model Bracket: Heather KOZAR vs. Susana RECHE
Heather KOZAR
36DD-24-35
PIC: /photo.php
CLIP: (Playboy nude) www.pornhub.com
Kozar was a solid pick to round out the 90's as Playboy's final Playmate of the Year for years starting with '1'. On the one hand, her bouncy blonde locks and curves were typical of the 90's Playboy ethos. On the other, she had a decidedly retro flair that recalled Playboy's past bombshells. Kozar would translate her title into a year as a model on "The Price is Right," and continued to do be a spokeswoman for various companies into the 2000s. However, you get the feeling Kozar never had aspirations to be a big star. She does have a thing for mediocre NFL quarterbacks, though, marrying Tim Couch after previously being involved with Cade McNown. The Akron girl has largely been out of the spotlight since marrying the former Browns starter, content to be a mother to their two boys.
Susana RECHE
Measurements Unavailable (I'm guessing 34C?)
PIC: /photo.php
CLIP: (nude striptease) www.pornhub.com
If only America could be more like Spain, where they have a concept called "telebasura," which roughly translates to TV getting viewers by any means possible, including late-night shows with raunchy talk and strippers. Instead of Jay Leno's tired jokes between 1997-2005, Spain got "Cronicas Marcianas," or The Martian Chronicles, on Telecinco (Channel 5). Cronicas mixed comedians and funny videos with sex talk and stripteases, many including the amazing Reche, who could challenge any American feature dancer to a strip-off and win. Reche came to Cronicas from her own group of touring strippers, akin to the Pussycat Dolls were before they went mainstream and if they were more naked. If you're in Europe, she still performs. If not, search for her videos and appreciate what they have and we don't.
This one's not going to make a lot of sense if you don't at least click through to the links, so I encourage you to do so before making your picks.
KOZAR
RECHE
or NEITHER
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last commentKozar.
And again, anyone who says neither should be voting on dick pics.
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Kozar
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Susana Reche by a mile...
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NEITHER
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Kozar.
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Both
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Oh, how I lusted after Heather Kozar when I was younger. I really enjoyed that video of Susana and think she would have been a lot of fun in bed. But I'm going with Heather for nostalgia reasons.
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Reche
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Kozar
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Dick pics.
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#1 does nothing for me
#2 looks like typical cuban wanna dance gal
Neither
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I'll pass.
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koz.
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Had never heard of Ms. Reche, so I watched her video first. Was all ready to vote for her (she is damn hot), but I went back to watch Ms. Kozar--my final vote is KOZAR, in honor of her being a fully natural blonde... :)
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Mrs. Tim Couch..... aka: Heather
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Reche.
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Neither. Busty American blondes generally don't do it for me.
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Reche
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@loper: I'll count your vote, but ... Reche is Spanish. As in from Spain. As in she might not have ever stepped foot in North America.
Soooo ...
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Kozar. Wow I loved her in my teenage years and that video was damn nice (it was funny too, but I was too focused on Heather to really care all that much for the humor)
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Reche
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sorry about calling Reche American. I guess I meant that the blondes with big tits favored by so many American males don't do anything for me.
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Heather is too tall for me - she's 5'8" - my height. I like small women - Carmen Electra is my favorite and she's 5'2". Anyway, I'll go with Reche - couldn't find her height but she looks shorter than Heather! Both pale by comparison to Carmen!
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Reche.
Though neither was considered.
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Poll's closed. Moose out front should've told 'ya.
KOZAR: 9
RECHE: 7
NEITHER ̶/̶D̶I̶C̶K̶ ̶P̶I̶C̶S̶: 5
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I wondered how much name recognition would make a difference in these polls. This was a good test. Given you guys seemed to know Kozar, but not Reche, and that seemed to be a deciding factor for some of you, it's fair to say it does make some difference.
Kozar moves on. She'll get the winner of the matchup between Karla Kensington and Brooklyn Lee.
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