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5 years ago
My rule for pictures was we had see the goods in their full glory. See through, fine, but nipples were a requirement, along with a visible face.
While we get to see her nude in a number of clips, none are super clear. Frida? Kinda, but she also had the unibrow thing going. Desperado? You can't really see her face. Dusk Til Dawn? She's not actually nude in that.
Y'all know what she looks like. It's a representative sample that follows the general rule.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Now Oklahoma State will never win anything.
Oh wait ...
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5 years ago
@Clubber: Without giving away too much, high seed vs. low seed matchups are supposed to be blowouts, particularly in a bracket of 64.
Let's just say I seeded the Celebrity Bracket well. The others required more guesswork, and I wasn't always accurate. But I seeded the Celebrity Bracket well.
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5 years ago
@jack: We are on TUSCL after all, so it is possible.
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5 years ago
Eight on the front page at the moment.
It works for me.
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5 years ago
This one's over, in more ways than one. I'll toss one more symbolic vote O'Brien's way, as I always thought she was more unique and different, whereas I always thought McComas was a little more garden-variety. Certainly not unattractive (she's in the bracket, after all), but just more paint-by-numbers cute.
But it's not going to make a difference.
McCOMAS: 16
O'BRIEN: 3
NEITHER: 2
̶B̶r̶a̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶T̶a̶l̶k̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶S̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶O̶'̶B̶r̶i̶e̶n̶ ̶P̶i̶c̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶9̶0̶'̶s̶ ̶H̶a̶t̶e̶:̶ ̶1̶
The second picture didn't help O'Brien much. McComas moves on in a big way.
It'll be an M&M matchup in the second round, as McComas will draw Stacy Moran.
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5 years ago
@esta: To each his own.
I personally don't care all that much for many of the top-rated stars on Pornhub right now. Don't like the body type and usually too many tattoos.
I read once that a person's preference for music depends largely upon what was popular the first time they got laid. It's probably the same for this sort of thing.
@warrior: Of course. The first round just seems long because we have 32 matchups to get through. This is the 20th. We'll start the second round right after we complete the first.
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5 years ago
@ski: I'm thinking that's a neither, then? Please try to be clearer than mud.
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5 years ago
I'm going to take a rare step mid-thread and do O'Brien a small favor.
I'm of the belief O'Brien looked way better before her implants. This is actually kind of rare for me because I like 'em bigger. Pam Anderson, for instance? Better with implants to me, at least early to mid career before her face started getting odd-looking.
The problem is, O'Brien found her best look when she started doing B-movies. However, it doesn't look like she did a lot of decent photoshoots during that time. She did shoots when she was younger, like the picture shown above, where she was just kind of a plain-faced girl willing to pose nude. And, she did a whole bunch post-implants, when TGPs on the web were moreso a thing. But it's hard to find a decent picture of her from her best days, even the grainy screenshots from clips. The one of her above ain't so great.
The results of the polls make me think you guys look at the picture moreso than the videos. Maybe it makes sense: You're on your phone, limited data, you're in public, your SO is in the room with you, you're afraid of it logging in your browser history, whatever. Based on the pictures, especially that iffy one of O'Brien, yeah, McComas is way better looking. But if you watch the videos, I think it's a much closer choice.
That said, I'm taking the rare step of posting one more O'Brien photo after further searching. A better one. Here you go: http://img.barelist.com/images/hosted/tgp/stevie-jean-013112/pics/shauna-o-brien-hot-90s-centerfold-shows-her-body-outside-5.jpg.
Don't let this make you think I'm trying to tilt things toward O'Brien, though. Pick who you want.
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5 years ago
Let's shut it down. One of our lower turnout polls, but it produced a clear winner.
CRUZ: 11
D'ABBRACCIO: 3
NEITHER: 2
̶M̶y̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶s̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶P̶a̶n̶t̶s̶-̶c̶r̶a̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶:̶ ̶1̶
While older ladies have had success in this bracket already (Avluv over Harper, Fritz over Brown), it has its limits. Renae gets another day; Cruz moves on.
She'll next face the winner of a matchup we're delicately going to call Vicca vs. Kelly T. More on that when we get there.
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5 years ago
*assuming, not akg
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5 years ago
@ski: Not sure if you're piggybacking off @rh or just making a generic comment about both. For the time being, I'm akg the latter and counting your vote for 'neither'.
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5 years ago
Closing time.
HIGHT: 11
LEIGH: 4
NEITHER: 4
̶H̶U̶N̶T̶E̶R̶:̶ ̶3̶
̶B̶r̶a̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶T̶a̶l̶k̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶H̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶n̶d̶e̶:̶ ̶2̶ (it's however you feel she looks best ... if she works better for you blonde, go for it)
Ahmo Hight moves on. Not Nikki Fritz-level authoritative, but a solid win.
Speaking of Fritz, that's who Hight draws in the next round.
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5 years ago
We'll disclose the seedings when we're all done. I'll tell you how many upsets were in each bracket after the first round, too.
Keep in mind the region divisions. You guys seem to love the Celebrity Bracket. The B-Movie Bracket, not as much.
The only bracket that has a mix of women from different disciplines, if you will, is the Model Bracket. In the other three, what you see is what you get. Pornstars are pornstars. B-movie actresses were on Cinemax in the 90s. Celebs are celebs.
For better or worse, there's probably a reason the B-movie actresses didn't make it into the mainstream. Think of each bracket as its own bucket. Comparing the celebs to the B-movie actresses isn't exactly fair.
Just so everyone knows, the final four will work out as follows: Pornstar bracket winner vs. B-Movie, Celeb vs. Model. Then a third-place and championship.
I have a plan. Trust me.
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5 years ago
@longball: The 'Neither' choice will go away after the first round.
Also, I see you guys have moved on to Rachel Hunter from Lisa Guerrero. It's a good thing we only have one first-round matchup left in the Celebrity Bracket, and I'm pretty sure that one's going to be a blowout.
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5 years ago
This one was close, and had some weirdness, but let's shut 'er down with me adding one more vote for Miller.
MILLER: 13
HUNTER: 9
NEITHER: 2
̶W̶a̶r̶r̶i̶o̶r̶ ̶v̶s̶.̶ ̶C̶l̶u̶b̶b̶e̶r̶:̶ ̶4̶
̶P̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶s̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶C̶a̶t̶-̶f̶l̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶:̶ ̶1̶
Rachel Hunter put up a better fight than I expected, but Marisa Miller moves on. Donna D'Errico will be the next foe for Marisa.
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5 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
The club was Spearmint Rhino's brief foray into Wisconsin. They chose a middle-of-nowhere location that was somewhat east of West Bend.
I had one very good experience there, but it's also where I got the worst lapdance of my life. There was rarely more than a handful of customers in the club at any given time. The location was truly far away from just about everything.
I struggle to see the school doing well because it's going to be a long drive for wherever parents are coming from, too. It's that far out in the boonies. No one went when it was a strip club and I wonder how many folks will go with it being a school.
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5 years ago
@SJG, I think you posted in the wrong thread.
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5 years ago
Business will pick up at the Geisha House in Madison.
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5 years ago
There have been a number of threads on this topic in the past, so go search for those, or read reviews.
My quick summary: Don't expect a lot of mileage. I skew more upscale, so take that into account. Polekatz if you're on the south side, followed by Atlantis. If you're near O'Hare, Scores and/or Gold Room. Atlantis is a decent alternative on the far south side. A lot of guys seem to like Club O and/or 390; I've never found them worthwhile. Arnie's is the popular black club choice, but that's not my scene.
If you're looking for extras, save your money and go to Detroit.
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5 years ago
LOL.
Does having your SO give it up count? That's something you pay for in terms of "hidden costs." Sure, you get laid. But you have to buy dinner, a mortgage, holiday presents, etc.
If so, then A. If not, then B.
Also, the category names are stellar. I would have gone broader with "New Wave" for the 80's, but I suppose those guys' hair kind of looked like labia lips from the right angle, so it works. Don't forget "Eisenhower Administration" too, along with "Depression" and "Prohibition."
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5 years ago
She's appearing in the "Who'd You Rather?" bracket soon.
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5 years ago
I'm a day late closing this day late closing this down. When the choice on a Friday night is going to clubs or this vote, the clubs win, and I was away from a computer most of the day today.
That said, this one was over well before today or yesterday.
FRITZ: 20
NEITHER: 2
̶H̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶?̶ ̶3̶
̶V̶i̶r̶t̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶E̶n̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶2̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶w̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶L̶o̶n̶g̶b̶a̶l̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶v̶a̶t̶a̶r̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶A̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶M̶e̶r̶c̶y̶ ̶R̶u̶l̶e̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶A̶ ̶S̶k̶a̶n̶k̶H̶u̶n̶t̶4̶2̶ ̶a̶l̶t̶:̶ ̶1̶
Fritz advances, but the bigger story is how: She ties Denise Richards for the most votes in a matchup thus far and overtakes her for the biggest margin of victory. I'd say there's a good chance no one will top this one.
Meanwhile, Brown goes voteless. Obviously that's a first. Isis Nile only got four votes in her poll, but that matchup only got 14 votes total.
The weird thing is, a number of you guys said it was a close choice. Obviously this speaks well for Fritz. I don't know if it necessarily speaks poorly of Brown though. I'd say the "it was close" and "no contest" comments were about what they usually are. But in terms of the count, it was no contest.
I kind of wonder if it was the clip. Maybe this one would have been better? https://softcore69.com/video/153373/sara-suzanne-brown-nude-sex-in-virgin-hunters-1993. That said, @wallanon looked at it pretty thoroughly and seemed to come to the conclusion Brown wasn't her thing. Fritz was the "bigger name" in B-movies, too, by far (this was not a seed-wise upset). But maybe you guys weren't a fan of the Bikini Car Wash thing. No idea.
Given the authoritative win, Fritz has to be considered a contender to take the B-Movie Bracket. She'll draw a brunette in the next round, though, in either Ahmo Hight or Shannan Leigh.
One other note: No matchup over the holiday weekend. We'll pick things up again Monday or Tuesday night.
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5 years ago
I'm pretty forward-minded and willing to listen to legit dancer complaints about club fees, safety, facilities, etc.
But yeah, you're going to be selected on your attractiveness. Why? Because customers are going to select you ... on your attractiveness.
I know dancers tend not to be going to school for rocket science, but yikes, the thinking there is mind-boggling.
It isn't even phrased well. Attractiveness and appearance may be correlated, but you can be attractive without being a 10. Makeup, hair, personality, dance ability ...
... I clearly am thinking about it way more than they are, though.
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5 years ago
Good gravy. I didn't even get through the A's. That's a lot of ladies.
I was surprised that it's only about an 8.5 hour flight from Chicago and a 9.5 hour flight back, too. That's not awful considering Detroit is a six-hour drive for me.
That said, it's tough for me to get more than a weekend away, and it's tough to justify flying halfway around the world for a day and a half, no matter what that day entails.