discussion comment
5 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
In general, holiday weekends aren't a great time to club.
Dancers are taking time off just like us customers, and spending customers are generally with family and friends rather than looking to cure boredom with a trip to the club, which gives dancers more reason not to come out.
Furthermore, while yes, old groups of friends may get together and go to a club, that probably balances out the fact not a lot of bachelor parties and whatnot take place over a weekend like this. Not that those groups spend a lot, anyway, but an emptier club may make dancers perceive less business, which may cause them to say, "Forget it, it's a holiday," and go find something else to do.
By Friday night and particularly Saturday night, things might be moreso back to "normal." But that doesn't necessarily make it a better or worse weekend to club.
That said, if you have/had time off of work, or are traveling, this might be a good time to either visit a club you don't usually visit OR go at a different time of day than usual to see the ladies on a different shift than you usually see. I actually made two day visits to a club I don't normally visit much anymore at night. And because "all it takes is one," I did have a good experience today and saw more "good" talent during the day than I usually see at night at that club. Plus, rules tend to be looser during the day and I've noticed some dancers let more go, or do more, accordingly.
So consider that, if not this weekend, in the future.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I gave this an extra day after it got pushed way down the list by a litany of other posts. But let's close it before we hit the Thanksgiving holiday, which we'll take a break for.
I'll tighten the race up by adding one more Zottoli vote, but it won't be enough.
BOYLE: 13
ZOTTOLI: 12
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Boyle squeaks it out.
That rounds out the first round. Here's who's left:
B-Movie Bracket:
Lisa BOYLE vs. Akira LANE
Ahmo HIGHT vs. Stacy MORAN
Celebrity Bracket:
Donna D'ERRICO vs. Carmen ELECTRA
Salma HAYEK vs. Kate UPTON
Model Bracket:
Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Renae CRUZ
Heather KOZAR vs. Cori NADINE
Pornstar Bracket:
Eva ANGELINA vs. Kira KENER
Gianna MICHAELS vs. Megan RAIN
Some quick second-round notes:
- My seeding didn't do so well in the second round. Ten of the 16 matchups were seed-wise upsets. Also, the seed with the most ladies remaining? LOL: Three 15 seeds have survived to the third round. Two one seeds remain, as does one 16 seed. If you consider that, at this point, it should be the 1's, 2's, 3's and 4's still around, only five of the ladies in the Sweet Pussy 16 are of those seeds.
- Granted, I had a few matchups where I let things linger a little longer in the second round, but even with that, turnout was up. Average votes per matchup went up from 22.3 in the first round to 27.0 in the second.
- However, even with turnout up, the better competition meant average margin of victory went down. In the second round, the average matchup was won by 6.4 votes. In the first, it was 7.5. Average winning share in the first round was 33.7 percent. In the second round, it was 23.0.
- Size doesn't matter ... at least when it comes to breasts. After smaller boobs beat bigger ones in the first round, 11-8, big'uns won more often in the second round, 6-5.
- Also, era doesn't matter. Those whose peak came later won seven times, while those whose peak came earlier won seven times as well, while two matchups had ladies who were most popular around roughly the same time period.
Top second-round winners in each bracket:
B-Movie: Akira LANE, 63 percent share
Celebrity: Salma HAYEK, 75.7; Carmen ELECTRA, 70.8
Model: Cynthia BRIMHALL, 66.7
Pornstar: Kira KENER, 80
It's notable that asian ladies are doing well. Three of the four that made the second round (Boyle, Kener and Lane) will move on (Tom).
Onto the third round. We start Friday.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@jascoi: Not the point. It's not "Who you would." It's "who you'd rather." Gotta pick.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I feel like there are certain places on the continent us mongers make the point to go to just for the, ahem, experience.
TJ is probably far easier for those of you who live further south and west. As someone Midwestern, I'm moreso counting my trips to Detroit. For me, it's only a couple a year, but I've been able to get there more often the last few years. Even with Penthouse's foibles, it's still the best place to find variety of options, in a number of ways, in a short amount of time.
That said, I'm eyeballing what it might cost to spend a day or two in Frankfurt at some point. Boy do those FKKs sound like fun.
discussion comment
5 years ago
While the winning tally stayed largely on one side throughout, this was a good vote.
One reminder: Remember, we're evaluating the ladies in their prime. Someone pointed out Romijn may be slipping over time. Doesn't matter. We're voting on them at their best, not evaluating their longevity.
I'll add one vote for Upton to close it out.
UPTON: 20
ROMIJN: 14
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Upton gets to dance/jiggle her way into the next round, though, as you'll see, she gets a tough challenge.
That's all for the second round in the Celebrity Bracket. Here's the matchups we'll have in the Sweet Pussy 16:
Donna D'ERRICO vs. Carmen ELECTRA
Salma HAYEK vs. Kate UPTON
These ought to be good.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Two outstanding comments to lead this off.
I missed you guys.
discussion comment
5 years ago
It's late, but let's wrap this up.
As promised, I'll add one vote or Ducati as, yet again, I am on the losing side.
LANE: 17
DUCATI: 10
(Ha ha, bang69, I counted your "preference" for Lane.)
Lane is looking like a strong contender in the B-Movie Bracket. She moves on.
We still have one more Celebrity Bracket showdown and another B-Movie Bracket matchup before we wrap up the second round. However, at this time of the night, I'm going to bed.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Aside: I was debating doing a new poll tonight, but I have some stuff going on outside TUSCL.
We'll maybe get another up tomorrow night. I might have to take some time off again in the next few days, though. Real life sucks.
discussion comment
5 years ago
This one ended up going a couple days longer than I anticipated. Life gets in the way sometimes. That made turnout a little higher (as this went for four days rather than two. Eh, it's a bracket just for fun.
Anyhow, let's wrap it up. I'll give Scott one more vote, but I've been on the losing side a lot in this round.
ANGELINA: 20
SCOTT: 14
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Angelina moves on.
That does it for the second round in the Pornstar Bracket. The Sweet Pussy 16 will have the following showdowns in that one:
Eva ANGELINA vs. Kira KENER
Gianna MICHAELS vs. Megan RAIN
Four very different ladies. It should be a wild fight to the finish.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@wall: The sorority video was what won me over to Scott in the first place. I think it's super hot. The way she rips off her shirt. The way she says what she's gonna do. The fact she's like, "I'm hot and in charge and he likes it and there ain't nothing you can do about it." Hot.
Big time disagree there.
discussion comment
5 years ago
This is the type of stuff nymphomaniacs do. And there's precisely zero things wrong with that.
Nice work. Edit it up a little for grammar and, I say, put it up on Literotica.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@esta: I try not to measure myself by money. Call me a hedonist, but I like to measure myself by happiness.
Yes, I can be happy wasting time.
I work a lot, but I tend to work a lot of lower-paying jobs that are moreso self-fulfilling than bank-account filling. I work with non-profits, for instance. It's not always easy work, but it's rewarding in ways other than cash.
When I'm not working, to be honest, just doing nothing sometimes makes me happy. I don't feel like that's wasted time, particularly if I need rest & sleep.
And because I don't always have a lot of cash, the club isn't always an option. I usually have enough to make an OK visit happen every couple weeks. But I have to save up some before a trip to Detroit, for example.
When I'm either low on cash or saving it for other reasons, in steps porn and cam girls (though I usually stick to porn; camgirls aren't really my thing). It's not as fulfilling as the club, but when you find new and good stuff, it still makes me pretty happy.
I see a lot of people kill themselves to make cash. That's not me. Sorry, I don't want to be the stockbroker bilking people of their retirement funds with no regard for those people. I don't want to be the doctor fretting over life-or-death decisions. I don't want to be the lawyer who spends the best years of my life in law libraries researching obscure cases to help other snotty rich people hold onto their cash. I don't want to be the car salesman trying to get every possible dollar on every sale. I want everyone to be happy, not just me. I do work that's fulfilling to me, that I'm good at, that I'm rewarded nicely for but not handsomely.
And, because the club is only a "sometimes" option on my budget, I have a diverse portfolio of ways of enjoying female pleasure, from porn to the club to my SO.
In short, no, camgirls aren't my thing. But they're other folks' thing, and I can see why and how. I'm not here to dump on what other people like. Whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I will sometimes go to cam sites, but I don't purchase tokens. Because many of the girls are on multiple sites at once, you'll get one that occasionally forgets to turn off her other feeds when someone goes into private and you get to see a pretty good show.
I think there's a "you get what you pay for" element to all of it.
Porn only costs you the price of your internet services and devices, but is a good way to see hot women naked you wouldn't see naked otherwise. No interaction, but if you've got a good imagination, it's stimulating.
Cam girls cost a little more and give you an element of interactivity, particularly if you're into cam-to-cam (I don't think any women really want to look at me, so I'm not, but some guys are). But, unless you're 13,000 token guy, they shouldn't cost what a club does, and also have more limited reward potential, too.
The club is the Holy Grail, but it's also expensive.
Long story short, you get what you pay for.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Every once in a while, a number of other threads just get in front of these and they fade out of mind. Nothing we can do about it. It just shows to go you: When you see one, and you see it's active, get your vote in, because you don't know when it might disappear.
Speaking of closing threads, here's the results of this one as I add one less-than-helpful vote for Kensington:
KOZAR: 14
KENSINGTON: 9
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Kozar becomes the final Model Bracket participant to earn a spot in the Sweet Pussy 16.
I've said the Model Bracket is wide open and it sure still feels like it. Here are the regional semifinal matchups to come:
Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Renae CRUZ
Heather KOZAR vs. Cori NADINE
It seems to me like each has their fans. We'll see who has the most, though, when we start the next round.
As for the next matchup, I'm going to take a night off. We'll hopefully get the next one up tomorrow night.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Bumping.
review comment
5 years ago
Enter key for a new line. Or the leftward-facing arrow on your phone keypad. But probably best to type reviews on a laptop/desktop computer.
discussion comment
5 years ago
This wasn't a bad fight for a while, but Rain started to pull away late.
I'll add a Saint vote, but it won't help her continue on.
RAIN: 16
SAINT: 11
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Megan Rain continues into the Sweet Pussy 16. She's the first B-cup to move on. Only four B-cups or smaller were in the bracket altogether, though one other (Rebecca Romijn) is still alive and awaiting her second-round matchup.
discussion comment
5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
A more thorough piece on the sex recession was put out around this time last year in The Atlantic: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/
There's a wide variety of factors at play, but it really impacts our whole lives and can be seen as part of a lot of other factors that may largely explain a lot of the goings on in our world.
Men are settling for porn. #MeToo has scared a lot of them into thinking the fine line between flirting and harassment is too hard to figure out, so they'd rather just get off with porn.
Women are finding that vibrators give them just as good, if not better, sexual experiences than most men.
The economics of the present day for 20 and 30-somethings make having kids prohibitive. Wages have stagnated, plus you have added costs of student loans, phones and Internet to be competitive in the workforce. Plus, honestly, raising kids sucks, and raising them got a lot harder in the digital age, as you have to work really hard to make ends meet, which means you can't watch them like a hawk all the time, which means they'll find a way to see whatever they want on the Internet, which means you have a lot less control over what they'll become, which sucks even more.
Don't want kids? Don't have sex. Pretty simple.
Is it having a real impact? Yes. One of my IT clients works with student enrollment data for schools. They're anticipating 15-20 percent fewer kids enrolling simply because that's how many fewer kids have been born. You can't go back in time and fill in those gaps; the time is past and the kids don't exist.
I really don't think people realized how much of a societal sea change the Internet and the cellphone were. In 25 years, we've radically changed the way we interact as humans. They're inventions that are as impactful as the car and air travel.
Thing is, society is still sorting it all out, a lot of the impact comes from things very few understand like Facebook and Google algorithms, and the radically different way it results in people living their lives is straining societal bonds. Young folks speak an entirely different language (txtspeak and emojis) than the generations before them, communicate entirely differently, have a whole different set of priorities and resources, and so on.
And all of this is occurring while the huge Baby Boomer generation is reaching the stage of life where they're too old to comprehend and adjust and just get confused and angry about all the changes and simply want to assert their way is best ... and look who they turn to to lead them when they're confused and angry? A guy who is confused and angry a lot and just wants to assert his way is best. Also, they see no need to try and fix things for the future because they don't understand the present and they're not going to be around for the future. But, they're still here and just want it their way. So keep the different-looking people out and give me my social security, dang it.
Young folks just kind of know it sucks so they just spend on their phone, computer and Internet and delve into their virtual worlds of Fortnite and other immersive games. Ready Player One may have been more prescient than we thought.
The machines are taking over and, well, maybe we should let them because maybe they're better than us.
review comment
5 years ago
Shoots, this review felt a little more sentimental and a little less energized than usual for you. You OK, bud? Your reviews are usually some of my favorite for their cleverness. Just want to make sure you're not fading on us.
discussion comment
5 years ago
As we close this thread, I have to admit, I did not expect we'd get something like "The Electra Slide" in the bracket. I like it, though. It made the matchup memorable.
Interest in this one seemed to fade as it was clear it wasn't much of a contest, but I think we've learned that yes, there are some Kiana Tom fans out there. I'm pretty sure Bracket 2: Electric (Electra?) Boogaloo will feature at least a handful of strong-but-eliminated competitors from Bracket 1: A New Hope. It's difficult for me to see Tom not getting a shot in such a bracket, and perhaps even in a region less loaded than this year's Celebrity was. I'm pretty convinced she could have killed it in the Model Bracket, and that arguably might have been a better fit for her if the draw fell just a little bit differently. As it was, I think she had a good run.
I'll toss Tom one more vote, though I, too, wouldn't turn down either.
ELECTRA: 17
TOM: 7
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Carmen Electra moves on comfortably.
Our next matchup will be in the Pornstar Bracket, but I have some business to attend to before I open that poll up. Look for it later tonight.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
As a side note, the "gateway" for many Milwaukee dancers who feel like they can do better is Chicago. Met yet another one who claimed to be from around the suburbs I'm familiar with in Milwaukee at the Chicago club Halloween party I was at last night. Definitely would be among the top talent in Milwaukee, but does not dance there. Does dance in Chicago and travels to Colorado and Vegas. Considering Chicago clubs generally charge upward of 50 percent more for dances and almost double for rooms, it's no surprise the Milwaukee girls who think they can cut it head down there instead of staying in Cheeseland.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I visited the club on a recent Saturday evening and can confirm the Burmese girl is very pretty. A lion-like mane of big hair framing a very pretty face. Spinner type, only a B-cup at best and more likely an A.
She was wearing a schoolgirl outfit, too, the night I went, with a pink tie-up top, plaid skirt and high white stockings. Outstanding.
The only problem with her: Still very green. I sat down to have a conversation with her as she sat alone at the bar near the restrooms. While she likes to do shots, she didn't even try to sell me on dances in about 15-20 minutes of talking. She did tell me about a customer in her first few nights who apparently LDK'd. She was kind of grossed out by it, which makes me think either she'll need much more time doing this to get to the point where you can have a lot of fun with her.
Looks great; assertiveness might need work. I think she said it was her fifth night working when talking to me. Give it some time.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I had a late night tonight due to a decision to go to a Halloween club party. It was ... disappointing.
The girl in the cheerleader costume wasn't even wearing a skirt as it apparently kept riding up on her. She wasn't awful looking and was plenty busty, but she continually ignored me and I finally gave up after a while.
The schoolgirls and maid shouldn't have been exposing as much as they should have.
The hottest dancers came in belly dancer outfits, which was fine, but not ideal. It was the most common costume.
A dancer I didn't want to run into found me, as she wants me to drink a lot with her and can't remember her own phone number or mine. Bleh.
That said, let's close this poll up with the caveat that it's late and I need some sleep, so no new poll until tomorrow night at the earliest.
I have to admit, I don't fully see what you guys see in Nadine. She got in the bracket because I remember her name as perhaps the first Internet-exclusive model I stumbled upon back in my early days on the web. Before her, I was just finding ladies I already knew from TV and B-movies (it's as if this bracket has personal history). But she was the highlight of a page dedicated to wet T-shirts and I was like, "Oh, she's nice, too."
That said, while she looked great on that page, seeing more of her work has just made me think she looks a little too masculine, particularly compared to both Sinclair and O'Neil. Maybe you guys like that buff, muscular look, but I want my women to look like women with curves and toned parts, not to look like muscular, mean-mugged women who will break you over their knee.
So yes, my vote obviously goes toward O'Neil, and it's not like I wouldn't take Nadine, but I'm just a little surprised you guys like your women so buff. Must be a taste I don't have, but one more guys have than I thought.
NADINE: 12
O'NEIL: 8
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Nadine goes into the Sweet Pussy 16 and I should stop doubting her.
discussion comment
5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The key is to try and strike a balance.
I am probably guilty of the first review on occasion. But sometimes, only one dancer truly captures your fancy such that she's the only one you talk to, get dances from, etc. I can see how some then proceed to base a review of an entire club on one dancer.
I think the key is to make mention of that at least. "There was only one woman there I found worth my time; the rest were 6's or worse." That alone can be telling.
Generally speaking, though, remember the four key letters with all reviews:
YMMV.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@heaving: [takes a bow] I'm here to please.
As I tell my favorite dancers, I may not be tall, handsome or all that rich, but I like to think I know what I'm doing.
@twentyfive: ... yeah.
Mrs. Robinson. Sound of Silence. Even their version of Scarborough Fair. I may have been negative-15 when that album came out, but timeless is timeless.