discussion comment
5 years ago
@heaving: To have the bracket early enough to include Anne Bancroft and Katharine Ross, we would have had to have done it on paper, via mail-in vote, in 1970-something.
It almost tempts one to create a Onion-like newspaper-esque version of what TUSCL would have looked like in 1975. Topics: Do you prefer live bands behind or records during burlesque shows? What kind of tassles do you like? And @JAprufrock's avatar could still definitely be Bob Crane.
Ross probably didn't hit her peak until later, like The Stepford Wives in 1975, while Bancroft hit hers much earlier, like The Restless Breed in 1957 (I had to do some Googling to figure this out, as I might recommend some of you do with your bracket votes). I see both having second or third round potential, but I think the Marilyn Monroes, Sofia Lorens and Racquel Welches of the time would knock them out.
I just put way more thought into that than I should have. I want those last 10 minutes of my life back.
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5 years ago
My complements to everyone who has appreciated the soundtrack. Simon & Garfunkel found the height of their extensive genius with those songs.
I mean, yeah, I'd probably lean toward Elaine. But Mrs. Robinson seemed a little crazy, controlling and vengeful, and the apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree.
This feels like a bracket question. Gotta put these in alphabetical order, at least as far as we know:
ELAINE
Mrs. ROBINSON
or NEITHER
I choose NEITHER.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I like O'Neil's.
Then again, it's becoming apparent to me that I must have been so enamored with big boobs and seen so many B-movies and Internet models with them in the 90's and 2000's that what you guys consider "bad," I'm like, "I like those."
I must have normalized them in my mind.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Bumping this as someone pulled the double-boner, the useless, not funny 'Both' choice, on a closed first-round thread.
discussion comment
5 years ago
The first Nadine pic leads to a dead link; try this one: https://www.glam0ur.com/gals/cori_nadine/gals/cori_nadine-15.html
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5 years ago
Time for this one to be done. It was, as anticipated, a good battle.
I will add onto D'Errico's winning margin. Obviously I've always thought she was hot; she made the bracket, after all. But researching some new clips for her reminded me just how hot she was. I think Miller is the much more paint-by-numbers hot in terms of what society thinks is hot and wfashion designers consider to be model-level beautiful. But D'Errico has a certain je ne sais quoi I like. She's moreso cheerleader hot, which is my kind of hot.
D'ERRICO: 16
MILLER: 12
̶G̶P̶S̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶u̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶I̶n̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶:̶ ̶1̶
D'Errico advances out of a brutal group of four with Miller, Rachel Hunter and Dita Von Teese. When you're besting that kind of company, you're doing something right.
discussion comment
5 years ago
In Milwaukee, the major club chain (Silk) was not only able to take over an old, empty bar space near the convention center downtown and spruce it up to be a new club, but also bought an old, run-down club in a bar/party district and also spruced that up. So we have some new clubs in this neck of the woods.
Just one problem, though: The talent doesn't exist in the city to staff that many clubs.
This is why my clubbing does not often happen in Milwaukee.
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5 years ago
Not cheap at all.
Allow me to say, too, that if you start trying to do this semi-regularly and start trying to maximize your fun, so to speak, you'll need to find a very specific combination of adventurousness and cautiousness. Plus, you'll need to put those two things together under conditions where some endorphins might be clouding your thinking at times.
That said, I find this way more rewarding than anything else I do. Nothing compares to being with a spectacular woman, even if you're paying for it. Nothing.
Best of luck.
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5 years ago
If it makes a difference in the GPS piece:
D'Errico was married to Motley Crue bassist and songwriter Nikki Sixx for 11 years, splitting with him in 2007. She is a devout Catholic who prays the rosary every night and went on an ill-fated trip to supposedly find Noah's Ark in which she suffered a bad fall that left her battered and bruised but OK after treatment. She has a son from before her marriage and a daughter born with Sixx in 2001.
Miller has been married twice, first to a surfing promoter and lifeguard from 2000-02, then to a music producer from 2006 onward. She has two kids with her second husband. Miller was a standout volleyball player in high school, boxes, rides a Harley and expressed interest in either sportscasting or being a nurse if she wasn't a model. She's been largely out of the public eye since becoming a mom in 2012.
discussion comment
5 years ago
There is definitely a brunette skew to this board. I'm not sure that's representative of the male population as a whole.
It may — may — have something to do with a lot of dancers going bleach blonde and not doing it all that well. But that's sheer conjecture.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Hosting fantasy bracket competitions on strip club message boards.
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5 years ago
Time's up.
Yet again, you guys give me the deciding vote. This was how it went in the first round with Moran and Kitana Baker. And guess what? I'm giving this one to Moran, too.
I've said all along I feel like McComas is a little generic. Moran, not as much. And while yes, someone pointed out how, in some of Moran's more-hardcore stuff, she looks hesitant, I think that with the right guy in the right environment, she wouldn't be so hesitant. Hey, she's willing to strip and do naked things on camera. She can't be too shy.
It's a final:
MORAN: 12
McCOMAS: 11
̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶f̶y̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶t̶o̶r̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶B̶u̶m̶p̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶B̶a̶k̶e̶r̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶O̶'̶B̶r̶i̶e̶n̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶E̶x̶t̶r̶a̶ ̶M̶c̶C̶o̶m̶a̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶S̶a̶m̶u̶r̶a̶i̶ ̶S̶w̶e̶e̶t̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶s̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶A̶n̶ ̶e̶a̶r̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶i̶n̶w̶r̶e̶c̶k̶:̶ ̶1̶
Moran might be advancing by the skin of her teeth, but she's advancing. there will be 48 ladies in the bracket who won't be in the third round like she'll be. She moves on by the slimmest of margins.
discussion comment
5 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Undoing the hair was hot.
I love dancers that do little things like that.
Had one dancer once who had her hair up and glasses on. Started the dance by taking her hair down and taking off her glasses. I ended up doing an hour session with her.
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5 years ago
I had always known it was a possibility. I thought the second girl I ever got a lapdance from offered the second time I saw her. In reality, she was using a fake accent, I couldn't understand what she was saying and a bouncer made it clear to me she wasn't telling me to wait after closing for her. That wasn't cool.
The first time I executed was at a popular Indianapolis club that was among the top-rated on this site for many years. I mentioned I was staying at a nicer hotel downtown. She asked if I wanted company.
She was not great company. Needed a psychiatrist moreso than an OTC partner. Raided the room's minibar. Spent a lot of time talking about how important her daughter was to her on the verge of tears. Not a good experience.
I've only actually executed OTC three times in my clubbing career. Only once was it worth it. The Midwestern ethos, my high standards and my limited resources don't make it easy.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Ah.
Honestly, I tend to post these videos without having listened to the sound.
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5 years ago
OK, we're off to a great start. https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=29s&v=0e-jRpFik3c&feature=youtu.be
@Fun_Loving_Fellow: You said Moran, then gave McComas' measurements. Please clarify.
@JAprufrock: O'Brien is not competing; she was beaten by McComas in the last round. Please clarify.
Take two.
review comment
5 years ago
It's a short review, but it's valid. Could have used more details about the nature of the place (hole-in-the-wall tavern kind of place) or the lapper experience, but to quote Dickie Dunn in Slap Shot, he captures the spirit of the thing.
discussion comment
5 years ago
If you need proof as to why we decided to add a pic and a video for the second round, this is why.
You guys' opinion on Kener turned hard.
Remember, she was the closest of anyone to getting Neither'd out of the first round. In fact, she won her first round matchup with the lowest share of any matchup we've had yet, as she garnered just 40.9 percent of the vote against Shyla Stylez. Two votes flip and Avluv would have gotten a free pass into the Sweet Pussy 16 without even having to compete in the round of 32.
Instead, however, Avluv's gone, as I toss one more vote Kener's way, and some of you are now calling Kener a darkhorse for the whole kit and caboodle. How quickly things change.
KENER: 20
AVLUV: 5
B̶u̶m̶p̶a̶g̶e̶:̶ ̶3̶
Kener goes from almost out to the biggest share differential (60 percent) we've had in the second round. It's funny what a good picture can do, whereas it was tough to find a second great picture of Avluv where she didn't look her age.
We'll see Kener at least one more time ... in the third round.
discussion comment
5 years ago
No worries, bud. Whatever floats your boat. I will be the last to complain about long posts.
Part of the problem for me is I don't get a lot of regular, surf-the-channels TV time with as much as I work, much less time to find an obscure obsession other than the ones I already have like clubbing, so it's tough for me to settle in and say, "I'll get into that." It's tough for me to do that just with something on Netflix.
But no complaints from me if it's something you like. Like I say, I wish I knew why my one friend enjoyed dressing in all kinds of sexy costumes and getting pictures taken. I don't, but I won't stop her, nor will I stop you from enjoying whatever you're into and geeking out over it. Enjoy.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@CC ... I don't know what to tell you. It's never appealed to me.
I have a non-dancer female friend who does cosplay. Don't get me wrong; the pictures she posts are all real hot, but she describes each character with each photo set and my brain just says, "I really could not care less."
I feel like I have better things to do with my time than learn all the fantasy-filled plot details of sci-fi fictional worlds that have little to do with reality. If I'm going to geek out like that, the most useless thing I'll do it over are sports teams. And if I want to see ladies looking like that, I'll skip the details of plot and sci-fi and just get to what I want to see, anyway, by watching porn.
@FishHawk: I've met Cassandra Peterson. Wonderful woman.
discussion comment
5 years ago
There was one dancer at what I consider to be a non-extras club near where I live who was sneaky and would find a way to reach in and give an HJ in the lapper room. I thought it was a mere one-off.
However, I lurked on this board for a long time before joining and saw the stories of Penthouse Detroit. You can guess where it gives from there. ("He fixes the cable?")
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5 years ago
All I can say is now we're talkin'.
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5 years ago
Thanks, @Justin.
Rebumping because someone went and voted for Avluv ... in the first round.
For the record, if you can't vote in the right thread, your vote doesn't count.
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5 years ago
@gSteph: TAKE ME BACK IN TIME WITH YOU.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I'm more tempted than I was before after actually looking into this.
I was seeing flights out of Chicago for $370. Probably $425 or so after taxes and fees. That's not bad at all.
Plus, if you fly out at night, non-stop, you get there mid-afternoon. 10:45 p.m. flight from O'Hare gets there at 2 p.m.
It strikes me as plausible you could do this as a literal one-day trip: Eight hour flight there, spend the day there, eight hour flight back. Spend the flights sleeping and you're golden.
Of course, the only problem is, if something happens on the trip, you need to explain to people why you decided to go to Germany by yourself. That might be a little more of a challenge than, say, Detroit.