discussion comment
5 years ago
Bump.
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5 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
If I saved every dollar I earn on my current per-year earnings projection by fashioning some sort of shelter to live in on public land and farming all my food by hand, an Olympian could prepare for not just one but two Olympiads before I'd earn that much money.
So yeah, maybe Cardi B puts all of that cash in a duffel bag and heads to the club. And I'd probably spend at least four figures on a night at the club if you gave me all that money in one lump sum.
The rest, however, is going in the bank, because I'm not Bear Grylls, which means I own a car, eat food, have a mortgage, and need to pay for that stuff, too.
discussion comment
5 years ago
So this one somehow fell behind Michaels/Rain, where a bunch of you voted for Rain too late. At some point, y'all will figure out that there's only one bracket post open at a time (and there only every will be), and if you see the final score in a post, that means you will only hurt the active bracket post by pushing it further down the forum. I mean, that's part of why we capitalize the last names and set them off the way we do and, well, we try to make it obvious, but yeah, some of you are oblivious.
But hey, we only have nine matchups left. So whatever.
Anyhow, let's wrap this one up. It looked for quite a while like D'Errico would pull this off, but Electra made her way back. I'll give her one more vote as we finish off the tally.
ELECTRA: 15
D'ERRICO: 12
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̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
Electra survives and advances. The only question left? How she'll fare against the top vote-getter in the bracket thus far.
Celebrity Bracket Final: Carmen ELECTRA vs. Salma HAYEK
Oh by the way, D'Errico's departure leaves us with nine women remaining, none of whom are blondes. Congratulations, blonde-haters. You pulled it off.
discussion comment
5 years ago
This one looked like a runaway early, but Rain made a late charge. However, the last two votes — wallanon's and my own — will put Michaels over the top.
MICHAELS: 16
RAIN: 14
The Pornstar Bracket has its final two.
Pornstar Bracket Final: Eva ANGELINA vs. Gianna MICHAELS
Neither advanced by a large margin, so there's a good chance this could be close. Michaels seems to be polarizing. She has some big fans, but also a couple not-so-fans. It'll be a good bracket final.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm old-fashioned, so I like doing this kind of stuff ... to an extent.
When I'm at a club and sitting at a table, if a dancer comes up and asks if I want company, and I want her to join me, yeah, I'll stand and pull out her chair. It's just kind of a nice thing to do.
The car door thing I think is by the wayside. It's rare a woman will wait for you to open the door for her. Usually, she just gets out.
When entering or leaving a building or room, though, I hold the door open for anyone else coming through -- man, woman, whoever. It's just a nice thing to do for other people.
We need to be nicer to each other in general. These are little things that we can do.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I take issue with your extended metaphor.
I mentally depict "throw down a rug" as a merkin.
I think you meant you installed carpeting on one part of the floor, but went low-pile and left the hardwood moulding around the edges.
Let's keep our metaphors as sharp as our razors, kids.
discussion comment
5 years ago
In lieu of various measures of trust coming and going, I feel like verification is at least one way of showing you're somewhat serious about what you post here
which has value. While yes, I've seen some trolls get verified, it's a smaller percentage than the general TUSCL population.
I get that pictures are geotagged. There are risks to a lot of activities involved with the topic of this site, i.e. attendance at gentleman's clubs. We already go to iffy parts of town with large sums of cash to pay "for her time, not her services."
Yes, someone could figure out where I live. They could also probably take a good guess at the approximate location by reading the reviews of the clubs I frequent. They could also track the IP for my posts or just see me out at a club sometime, if they know what I look like, and tail me home. Heck, they could hack any of my devices and find the "Who'd You Rather" bracket.
Some of what we do in this hobby involves hiding in reasonably plain sight. The way I see it, don't act paranoid, don't be paranoid, and everything will probably be fine. [knock on wood]
discussion comment
5 years ago
Time for this one to come to a close. My vote for Lane will actually mean this matchup will have the exact same score as our last one (Angelina/Kener).
BOYLE: 14
LANE: 11
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Kids, we have our first bracket final set.
B-Movie Bracket FINAL: Lisa BOYLE vs. Stacy MORAN
We'll probably decide this bracket's winner in about a week and a half.
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5 years ago
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Cowboy12If you fall off a cliff, get up and try again...
I do like to do this, but it's not nearly as fun with a bra as it is with something tied in a bow, usually around the back of her neck. A long, slow pull to gradually release the bow is a good way to signal you like things playful and flirty.
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5 years ago
I've been tracking the situation from afar, so rely on those who have a 'Michigan' tag before me.
That said, I really believe there's no reason to go anywhere near 8 Mile anymore.
I'd just stay around the airport. Flight Club still sounds like it has the hottest ladies, but everyone is saying the prices are crazy. Landing Strip seems to be on the rise and I'm looking forward to trying it out on my next trip, even though 2020 isn't falling in a way that's making weekends in Detroit look as likely as they were the past few years.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I think this one got buried under posts about the new site. We'll see how the redesign impacts voting going forward. Having fewer threads visible on the front screens may make these threads more apt to get buried and forgotten about. It may — may — make a future bracket less worthwhile.
That said, let's wrap this matchup.
I'll give Kener one more vote. I do think it's cool we had a voter with personal experience with Kener. She would be a favorite for me if she were at a club.
However, that one more vote won't make much of a difference.
ANGELINA: 14
KENER: 11
Closest one we've had in the the round of 16, but still not real close. Angelina will be in the Pornstar Bracket final.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Gave this one an extra day, but it didn't need it.
Before wrapping up, I'll give one vote to Hight on this reasoning: I encourage all of you to at least skim the videos. I do, both because I want to try and pick out quality material for you and because I seem to have a problem, given my useless, encyclopedic knowledge of naked women and what they've appeared in.
That aside, I'm guessing you guys didn't take the time to, say, compare Moran's third softcore video to Hight's material. Hight can do the splits. Hight is physical. Hight looks like she'd be damn good in bed. While Moran, honestly, looks like she's giving that guy the kind of lapper we all lament: No, not an air dance but the one where the girl sits in your lap and rocks back and forth, thinking that's "grinding," when it's really just sitting in your lap.
Sometimes, when you're choosing between an 8 (Hight) and a 9 (Moran), but you know you'll get a 9 dance from the 8 and a 3 dance from the 9, you pick the 8. That's why I'm voting for Hight.
But, doesn't matter anyway.
MORAN: 23
HIGHT: 7
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̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
Moran becomes the first in the third round to garner more than three-fourths of the vote in her matchup, though none of the third-round contests have been particularly close thus far. She moves on.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@Tiburon: Whereas both ladies are from "back in ther day," please make your vote clear(er) if you wish to vote. Thanks.
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5 years ago
As we close this up, all I can say is ... wow.
I'm going to give Kozar a vote, though I personally think the choice is clear. I just don't get it. Someone called Kozar "unreal." Sorry, I go to the club to live out the fantasy of getting to be with the "unreal" women I can't get in reality. I like perfection, sculpted or no. If I'm paying for it, I don't want to settle for much less, honestly. Plus, do you really think Nadine's face is prettier than Kozar's?
Not only did the relatively obscure internet model beat out the 1999 Playmate of the Year, she dominated. Color me surprised.
But hey — I'm not here to tell you guys what you want. You get to decide. This is what you want and you want what you want. It's only fair, even if I don't really get it.
NADINE: 18
KOZAR: 7
̶F̶u̶n̶_̶L̶o̶v̶i̶n̶g̶_̶F̶e̶l̶l̶a̶ ̶v̶o̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶:̶ ̶9̶9̶
̶B̶u̶m̶p̶a̶g̶e̶:̶ ̶3̶
̶A̶T̶A̶C̶d̶a̶w̶g̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶N̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶y̶:̶ ̶1̶
Nadine not only wins, she wins by a larger share of the votes (44 percent) than Salma Hayek won her third-round tilt against Kate Upton (40.5). She's probably going to be the favorite in the Model Bracket final after a performance like this. Crazy, man.
But, she's clearly made fans of many of you, and some of you even seem to be longtime fans. Hey, you want what you want and I'm not here to stop you from wanting what you want. Nadine continues on.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Just having a section where there are fewer trolls seems worthwhile to me.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Bumping this one ... again ...
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5 years ago
That last Heather Kozar picture isn't always clicking through correctly.
Try this one if it doesn't work: https://i0.wp.com/www.hqnakedpics.com/heather-kozar/Heather%20Kozar%2028.jpg
discussion comment
5 years ago
Papi_Chulo: Check your PMs in a few moments.
review comment
5 years ago
Did this sexy larger lady's name have a name in common with a character from Gilligan's Island? If so, then I can confirm just about everything: Larger, yes. Beautiful breasts, yes. Very sexy, yes. Nothing available extras-wise or outside, yes.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Bumping again as there's a lot of focus (still) on Hayek/Upton.
discussion comment
5 years ago
The next bracket — whenever we have it (maybe 2021) — will have a crowdsourcing component when it comes to picking the ladies. Hold onto your Dawson idea. I'd be open to working her into our next competition, whenever it may be.
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5 years ago
Bumping this to be ahead of the continuing Hayek/Upton discussion.
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5 years ago
... [shrug]. There's a sizable, loyal Hayek following here, and in general. That's become clear. I think she's kind of the choice of a generation, namely one that was at prime media-consuming age between Desperado (1995) and Ugly Betty (2006-10).
Furthermore, our sample seems to be a little anti-blonde. Add it up and you're getting what you're getting.
I'm fine with there being a clear winner. The votes are bearing it out.
discussion comment
5 years ago
OK, I'll say it: Good job. You made yourself happy. That's all any of us should be trying to do in life. As long as you took good care of the ladies, too, and didn't hurt anyone in the process of getting what you wanted, very, very good on you.
I don't think I was anywhere close to your level of success, but it was a good year on the whole for me.
- Two trips to Detroit. I think each produced at least two extras experiences with different ladies.
- I finally cracked the extras nut in Chicago. Only one lady, but it was good to figure out where and how to make it happen consistently.
- Two different ladies at an AMP.
- It didn't always produce results, but I got way better at getting contact info from dancers. If I was willing to go higher price-wise, that would have produced more results. But I balked on how high, or moreso how not-low, my connections were willing to go OTC. Sometimes, what you don't do is as important as what you do.
- And, well, I'll be honest: The bracket has kept you guys entertained and has been a worthwhile project. To do something on TUSCL that doesn't get overrun with trolls and is actually something people like engaging with feels like an accomplishment, even if it's one only worth bragging about here.
I anticipate taking a step back next year. I'm taking on a little less work that takes me to places where I club. But that's OK. 2019 saw steps in the right direction. If I focus more on quality over quantity next year, that's OK. Fewer trips, but more mileage from dancers I know will give it to me is where I'm at. That'll be fine.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Time to close 'er up.
The Hayek train rolls on, and it's getting more and more difficult to see how she gets stopped.
I, for one, like big ol' boobs, and Kate Upton has 'em. So I'll toss her one more vote. But I'm only one man, so it won't be enough.
HAYEK: 26
UPTON: 11
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̶S̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶a̶n̶d̶w̶i̶c̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶
Hayek wins again. Granted, the percentage of the vote she's garnered has gone down from round to round (87.1 against Jenny McCarthy, 75.7 against Denise Richards and 70.3 against Upton), but her vote totals have remained untouchable throughout (27 first round, 28 second round, 26 third round; the only other winner that's approached that has been Gianna Michaels with 23). The other Celebrity semi may just be to find out who the runner-up is in this bracket. That said, Michaels may — may — loom in the championship, and that's enough of a contrast of styles that maybe Gianna puts up a fight. But this is definitely looking like Hayek's tournament to lose moreso than anyone else's to win.
Nonetheless, we'll keep going because, well, it's still fun to compare and you never know what'll happen.