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8 years ago
Actually I'd like to be a titty vampire sucking on some nipples. lol. Rules won't allow it though. Should be discriminating against vampires though. I bet some of you guys would be pussy vampires. I say it's discriminating against a minority group if us minority's can't feed. We just need extra group that society can't discriminate against. Oh I forgot, psi vampire can feed by touch so I need to touch titties too. The titty vampire. Lol. I haven't seen any costumes that say titty vampire. I do avoid lactating females. I don't need milk even though one dancer wanted to give me some one night. She was leaking all over the place. Her boob pressed up against me while we were talking probably got her leaking.
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8 years ago
I remember one club said you could get in free if you dressed up for Halloween. I was thinking vampire. Going to a club tonight where they are doing Halloween tonight. Dancers will be wearing costumes. I don't have any fangs or costume but thought that would be interesting.
Maybe I'll see some sexy witches tonight that'll put a spell on me and make me horny. :)
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8 years ago
I doubt I will see any vampires tomorrow night. They always dress up as witches and ghosts or zombies or some dancer who had an accident.
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8 years ago
Am I a regular? The door girl waves me in when she sees me. The bartender on one occasion had my beer and change ready for me before I even got to the bar to say a word.
Nah, I'm not really a regular. I'm telepathic. So are the bartenders, waitresses and door girl. I just look at them and they do want I want. Unfortunately I have a hard time getting other idiots driving on the road to do what I want. I think their brains are frozen. Maybe I should practice my Vulcan mind meld technique on my next visit. I try not to make too much eye contact because they always want to come over and see what I want. Try it. Look at a dancer or waitress and see if she's psychic.
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8 years ago
Can't be worse than getting caught in your zipper can it? Only JS69 will know.
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8 years ago
BYOB, not yob
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8 years ago
Different states have different rules, not just different clubs.
In South Carolina, nude clubs are yob, bring your own beer. You can save money on drinks even though cover charges are usually a lot higher. Dancers who like my beer have often stopped by and drunk a beer or two. Lap dances have been relatively low contact with the customer not able to touch the dancer in nude clubs I've been to here for the most part. Dancers can touch and grind on you. Clubs get busy and dollars go flying on stage when guys see all that pussy. Platinum west when all nude had guys tipping generously. From a customer perspective, it can be lots of fun. I particularly enjoyed some dancers with very nice pussies sitting down on stage right in front of me and pulling back their bikini thong revealing beautiful lips right in front of me. Sometimes in some clubs, the girls would use their fingers to spread those lips showing more pink. Fun times. Unfortunately there is a nude club deficit in the western half of South Carolina.
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8 years ago
I have met some dancers who don't drink though. They tend to sit and talk longer even if I never offered to buy them any drink.
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8 years ago
I don't think dancers get any commission for drinks in my area. They just like either free drinks or dances so if you don't buy them anything, they walk away. Actually they would be stupid to sit and talk too long and not walk away if you aren't buying anything from them and the club is busy.
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8 years ago
I like heavy metal but that sounds like a heavy metal video or. Movie. It was a good movie.
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8 years ago
It can be simple economics if you visit the club a lot and it provides free cover and extra perks. If it pays off in less than a year and I feel safe buying it, not too high a price, I might buy it. I thought about buying the PP $500 life time vip membership. It would have paid off and saved me money if I had gone for it right away. Instead I waited. Glad I never bought one in the last couple years. Strip clubs aren't always the safest thing to invest money in if you're not sure how long you will visit a club or not sure how long you will stay in the area. If the break even time is a year or longer and you have doubts, I would pass on it.
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8 years ago
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If you think I'm crazy, here's more info.
A link. http://www.solarroadways.com/
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8 years ago
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I'm not sure if I'm ready for glass solar powered roads and parking lots. They could supply 3 times the current energy needs in the US I read including charging battery operated Teslas.
Just something I read the other day. Half inch thick glass could really cut tires and people if an accident broke it up. Their power assumptions didn't seem to factor in shade from lots of cars, trees, leaves and dirt. The idea that the road and parking lot could stay free of snow and ice seemed nice and a money saver but I wondered down to what temperature? Just some more new tech. I'm not too eager to pay someone to dig up my concrete driveway to replace it with a solar one just yet. Also who would pay for solar roads? How would people pay to charge up from public solar roads? Would they use wireless power transfers? That could end the whole distance on a charge fear and the wait to recharge.
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8 years ago
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I would also like it if I could go visit clubs and drink as much as I want and let the car drive me home while I slept.
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8 years ago
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Stupid Apple iPad changed road to run.
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8 years ago
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I want all the bugs worked out before trusting the self driving tech too much. It was only a few months ago someone got killed depending upon Tesla self driving tech. The tech didn't detect a white truck in bright light.
What other things did engineers forget to program? The bridge out? A small section of dark road washed out? Flood waters right next to the road or bridge making it not safe to drive on? Flood waters about to wash over the road? Deer running towards the run in front of you? A big black panther running towards the run in front of you? A cow standing in the road that is hard to see? Rocks falling down a cliff that the car did not see or detect because no radar beams pointed up?
How does the car react if someone tries to ram you playing chicken or some crazy driver is having road rage and is angry at you for no good reason?
I have lots of questions and not much trust in new untested tech when my life is at risk.
However I would love to not worry about driving home late at night and falling asleep or watching out for deer or some other animal. I would also like it if I wasn't concerned about some vandal in the parking lot because I wouldn't own the car. Someone parks too close and dings the car with their car door, scratches it with car keys walking by or on purpose.
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8 years ago
I'd go for it.
No risk no gain.
Just make sure you can call 911. :). To play it safe.
You could get a free circumcision out of it too if you have some floppy skin. Maybe. If she was local and over 18, I'd be happy to test her out first.
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8 years ago
Don't buy them any drinks and several will leave. Not all though.
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8 years ago
The best answer in my opinion is maybe later.
I've used that line over 120 times in under 2 hours at a wanna dance club before. I think I talked to almost every dancer in the club in under 2 hours. How's that for efficiency?
Now if you want to play games or get rid of dancers just try the stuff above.
I've had fun playing games telling dancers I just got here, ask me later. I said that for 2 hours or longer in one club until one dancer said, you told me that 2 hours ago. I just told her some bs like I thought it was only an hour ago. She walked away. I think. I haven't had too many problems with persistent dancers I'm not interested in lately.
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8 years ago
I once saw a porn pic of a girl with vampire teeth giving a bj and it looked like blood on the guy. A second girl in the pic looked surprised. It looked like an oops moment. Some girls I think might be into blood or maybe even turned on by it. Let us know what you find out. I'm curious.
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8 years ago
Where's the thrill if there is no risk of danger? Haha
If she closes her teeth, will you get scraped by braces? Maybe ask if you can feel sharp edges with your finger before making the plunge. I don't know why you're asking us.
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8 years ago
If I was really horny at the moment but she wouldn't be my top choice. She'd be way down the list.
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8 years ago
Inflation must be worse than I thought. I haven't had a dancer ask to have sex after tipping a dollar at the stage for probably 5 years.
FYI, this did not happen at any club in the upstate of South Carolina.
I know LE takes my every post as the gospel truth unless I have an alternate universe disclaimer.
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8 years ago
Juice versus McDonald's toilet.
Apple devices must recognize three letters for McDonald's.
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8 years ago
Looks better than most of the local strippers. Yes.