Posts by kingcripple

This stripper i see at my regular club told me her second job is an embalmer at a funeral home. She actually went to college to learn how to embalm dead people. What could possibly top that?

If you had a regular and found out he was seriously ill or hurt, would you care? would you be upset that you lost that stream of revenue (disregarding your other regulars for arguments sake) or would you genuinely worry…

Friday I invited my ATF to watch the JDS/Velasquez fight with me the following night downtown. She said she'd take me up on the offer providing that she was working. So I go down and see her the next evening…

I have always held to the idea that a guy like me who goes to strip clubs could never attract a girl that works in a strip club. I by no means am really good looking, even moderatly good looking.…

A few days ago, I asked if I should get my ATF a birthday present. I stated in that thread that thinking about it made me feel like a PL. The overwhelming response was that getting a girl a birthday…

I already know that in even CONSIDERING getting her even a small gift will mean I am entering PLville, but should i get her a little something aside from buying her lots of drinks as she is turning 21? Would…

If you had nothing to do on a particular day and your ATF couldnt get a babysitter and called you up asking you to babysit, whether there was no type of compensation or if there was, would you do it? I…

Im sure youve all heard it before but fuck. i saw my man juice posting jokes, thought id try my hand A pickle, cucumber and penis are talking the pickle says "man my life sucks. when i get big fat and…

Have you called a stripper out on her SS? I have on occasion. Some of the stuff you just cannot buy into. And I am not talking about some outlandish SS that would either mean the stripper is extremely witty…

Do you often feel pressured to leave a good tip for your waitress even if the bill isn't that high? I do. Sometimes if the bill is for only one drink, ranging from $4-$6 i will leave a 50% tip…

on more than one occasion i have had strippers tell me i am too nice to be a strip club patron. is that good or bad?

I am almost positive i have seen this post before, but fuck it. about three weeks back I was at a club and talked to this stripper at great length. she gave me her number and told me to text…