little joke for you guys

15 comments

• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Don't give up your day job!
• kingcripple

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  12 years ago

  technically its not mine i read it in a magazine. i wouldnt give up my day job i work in a gym with a bunch of hotties
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol ! King......I'm big fat and I'm juicy lol.......thanks for the love gansta
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Always love a funny!
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  :)
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  that is an old joke
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again - "penis", this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson. Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word "penis" again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson. Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger. Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: "See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Hot For Teacher
• HonestT

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  12 years ago

  I heard the penis/pickle/cucumber joke in 1988 in the locker room. Still funny years later! Here's another oldie that many of us can relate to: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. She replies, "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, runs upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol good one lol
• madgracy

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  11 years ago

  old but good one :)
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Retro Saturday.
• madgracy

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  10 years ago

  Lol, this is good one! :)
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  Two crotch crabs were shivering on a cold night. #1: "I'm going to sleep down in the pussy where it's nice and warm." #2: "I tried that last winter. Never again." #1: "Why not?" #2: "Well it was really nice for a few hours. I was warm and in a deep sleep. When all of a sudden, this bald guy broke in, punched me out, and then spit on me."
• Super_Mane

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  10 years ago

  Lol