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a year ago
Trump for Speaker?So last year (2022) there were 112 working days in the session, these greedy bloviating fuckers each earned a minimum of $174,000. Salary plus all sorts of perks and expense reimbursements, and it came out of our tax dollars, yet you think that’s not a real problem.
Fuck the president and the rest of these greedy scumbags, these motherfuckers just don’t want to do their job, that’s the problem, nobody here is doing anything better, but they put themselves front and center by firing McCarthy for the first act of governance that he committed, paying the salaries of the people who actually work in this country.
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a year ago
Trump for Speaker?^ Really this is anarchy not governance, fund the fucking government, let these lazy legislators stop the hostage taking, and pay the fucking bills, if they don’t want to sit down and do the work let someone else get it done, they dumped McCarthy two weeks ago, they are getting paid, yet they’ve done nothing at all except travel back and forth between their home districts on our dime and done nothing since then.
Tell me exactly what is a shitbag comment, and for the record gamanu hasn’t ever been right.
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a year ago
SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
Pick up linesAdam’s pick up lines to Eve
10. “You know you’re the only one for me!”
9. “Do you come here often?”
8. “Trust me, this was meant to be!”
7. “Look around, baby. All the other guys around here are animals!”
6. “I already feel like you’re a part of me!”
5. “Honey, you were made for me!”
4. “Why don’t you come over to my place and we can name some animals?”
3. “You’re the girl of my dreams!” (Gen. 2:21)
2. “I like a girl who doesn’t mind being ribbed!”
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a year ago
Trump for Speaker?^ this isn’t divided government this is literally not governing intentionally
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a year ago
Trump for Speaker?The first thing that comes to mind, is these pseudo Republicans are afraid to govern, these people are just a bunch of hypocrites, they’re afraid they might actually have to do some of the work they’re taking a salary for not performing. These lazy shitbags should all be prosecuted for dereliction of duty
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a year ago
Delightful Shopping Experience I too get a kick out of looking at cute girls in public settings, the best part of being an older guy is you’re allowed to smile at them, and very often pretty ladies do smile back at you, and occasionally they’ll flirt with you as well as long as you don’t give off that perv vibe.
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a year ago
Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Hong Kong management doesn't seem to get it.Anyone wondering why C. J. Kunt is so defensive about Mexicans ?
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a year ago
Is my dick too big?^This story is relevant
Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the parade for the circus was on. As the elephants went by he remembered reading somewhere that elephants don't laugh.
He went down to the circus and inquired about buying an elephant. It just so happen that there was an elderly elephant bull that the circus was planning to retire. After agreeing on a price, the man bought the elephant.
Back at the bar the man put a large jar on the bar with a sign reading: "Make the elephant laugh, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000."
Well, a lot of people thought they could make the elephant laugh, and soon the jar was almost full.
Then one night a man walked in and said to the bar owner, "I hear you will give any one who can make the elephant laugh $5,000."
"Yeah, he's out back"
After about five minutes tremendous, deep, thundering laughter could be heard coming from behind the bar. Every one in the bar raced back to see what was going on. When they got there the elephant was LAUGHING!!! The man could not believe his eyes. But, a bet was a bet after all and he paid the stranger who had made the elephant laugh.
A few weeks later and the elephant was still laughing. The bar owner could not stand it any more so he put a sign on the bar reading:
"Make the elephant cry, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000."
Again, a lot of people tried and tried, but they could not get the elephant to stop laughing. Finally the man who had gotten the elephant to laugh in the first place walked in. Upon seeing the sign, he inquired if anybody had had any luck in stopping the elephant from laughing. Seeings as no one had, he once more went back behind the bar to see the elephant.
In less than a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the bar. All the patrons ran out to see what was up. The elephant had huge tears running down its cheeks. Once again a bet was a bet and the bar owner paid the man. Before the man could leave, the bar owner asked how he had gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry.
"Easy." said the man, "When I first went back there last time I was here, I told him my dick was bigger than his. And now I just showed him”
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a year ago
Smoking@shadowcat
If your gal is smoking after or during sex, you need to add lube.
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a year ago
Favorites with Odor IssuesI think that dancer hygiene isn’t as big of an issue in the better clubs, I’ve been in many different clubs in South Florida and the few times I’ve actually encountered such an issue has almost always been in the lower quality clubs.
I don’t know about other areas but I suspect that the clubs with lower quality hiring standards are where this is coming from.
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a year ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Marrying Above Your PaygradeSammy Hagar is one crazy, cool dude, met him a few years back.
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a year ago
SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
How many south paws do we have Here?Generally I’m a righteous person, but I’m ambidextrous from many years in the construction industry working on high rise projects that required me to use specialized tools right handed and left handed while working on a bosun chair, and single man, swing basket.
I can perform similar tasks including writing with either hand.
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a year ago
Consequences for girls that come back from having a kid to early@Muddy
They don’t close the amusement park cause one ride is out of order!
Jes Sayin
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a year ago
Mural masterbation? My guess it’s a very large drawing usually on the exterior of a building
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a year ago
Dan3635Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.
Strip Club Business PlanThink it would be more profitable and less stress to just light your money on fire and watch it burn.
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a year ago
mogul1985I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
Chat Icon blinking nowMine works as described sometimes because it’s so faint I don’t notice it right away
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a year ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Tipping: Red States vs Blue States Y’all are missing the point the rural states with lots of farms have the highest cow tipping rates, who cares whether the tipped cows are red or blue, the milk is all the same.
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a year ago
Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians be^ Im willing to bet you’re fatter than I’ve ever been
Drunk that’s a personal choice but you’re too cheap to spend more than a dollar or two so of course you only drink whatever you can get from the trash can
And stupid I sincerely doubt that anyone here can match you for sheer stupidity
LOL
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a year ago
Good Looking Trees^ there are some very large estate properties near my home a few have very large banyan trees that are spectacular there’s one in particular about 2 miles from my home a huge sprawling area has to be at least 10-15 acres completely surrounded by a huge hedge, the you can’t see the house but there is a banyan tree in the front yard that the canopy spans at least 2-3 acres it’s an absolutely spectacular tree with the multiple trunks at least 100 feet in diameter
It’s a sight to behold
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a year ago
Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians be^ between the twelve year old bigot , and the savant who thinks he’s a market guru, two broke friendless losers.
How sad for them.
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a year ago
Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians beEvery time that 12 year old moron opens his piehole, the entire board gets a fuckin headache
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a year ago
Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians be^ Shut the fuck up you ignorant bigot who wants to hear from you about anything
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a year ago
Good Looking Treeshttps://live.staticflickr.com/783/40631041135_fda1584504_b.jpg
If you have a large piece of property thi tree is a banyan the amount of shade is amazing
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a year ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Palestine, Israel, and Hamas - the long viewOP is either the stupidest person who’s ever posted or he’s a Quisling, gammanu you’re a fucking idiot, and a fraud and everyone here knows it.
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a year ago
Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians beLet me add
@mates with his imaginary wife
go fuck yourself you’re as stupid as Gamma nu
who uses a sorority name as a handle
@ the 12 year old wanna be sorority girl.
Israel was established in 1948 that’s when the UN partitioned the British colony of Palestine the Arabs that called themselves Palestinians were originally Jordanians but being 12 you’d never know that and they had their own state.
One last point to anyone that wants to look it up there has been a constant Jewish presence in Judea and Samaria since before the pyramids were built, way before the Romans ever settled int the city of seven hills called Rome, Jerusalem is called the city of King David anyone here know when the city of Jerusalem was established?
Hint before there were Christians and Moslems, you guys really need to learn some history it’s obvious mate and gammanu don’t know history for sure but they sure like to tell everyone how little they know
Amazing to me that idiots spout off on a strip club board and display their utter stupidity.