Pick up lines
Specialj
Born in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
What's the best you've ever heard/used? One of my favorites is "IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST YOU? I've always wanted to try the one "you know the difference between a BJ and a burger? If they say yes then say well then I guess a BJ is out of the question, if they say no, ask them if they would rather have a big Mac or a whopper. I ve yet to muster the courage to try the latter.
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10. “You know you’re the only one for me!”
9. “Do you come here often?”
8. “Trust me, this was meant to be!”
7. “Look around, baby. All the other guys around here are animals!”
6. “I already feel like you’re a part of me!”
5. “Honey, you were made for me!”
4. “Why don’t you come over to my place and we can name some animals?”
3. “You’re the girl of my dreams!” (Gen. 2:21)
2. “I like a girl who doesn’t mind being ribbed!”
I’m a rick. I show up in my stylin’ suit, grease a bouncer, stroke a manager, and get what I want. ROAR!!!
Then you say, what, you don't like pizza???
GenZ: "Wanna pretend to be my sister?"
Biden: "Hey, didn't I use to date your grandmother?"
Biden #2: "Hey, got any student loans you need canceling?"
Trump: "Hi there, fuck me or I'll get on Truth social and tell insane people to go to your house and kill you."
Two cows: "Wanna do a three way?"
I saw this pickup line recently: "May I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back."... 😏
Girl “ That’s nice, how many times have you been married ?
Guy “once”
Me “have you got any English in you”?
Girl “ I don’t think so”
Me “would you like some”?
Amazingly some don’t get it.
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Would you like to do lunch tomorrow?
1. Que curvas, y yo, sin frenos. What curves, and me, without brakes. Usually a cat call, but could work as a pickup line if she had the right sense of humor.
2. Perdón, no nos hemos conocido en nalgona otra ocasión? This one's tricky to explain. "Perdón, no nos hemos conocido en alguna otra ocasión?¨ means "Excuse me, haven't we meet each other at some other time?". Nalga means buttock, and nalgona is a slang word for a woman with a curvy booty. Nalgona kinda sounds like alguna, so you substitute it in.
I Feel Confident We Can, Let's Indulge Our Self Together, Let's Celebrate, Stripper Cheersss, I Think You Could Be The One For, I Think We Could Really Have Fun, I'd Like To Experience, I'm Grabbing You For Some Luscious Fun, I Was Thinking You Could Help Me With, Hi, You Just Caught Mi Eye & I Noticed You Stand Out Way Above The Rest, Your Body Rocks & We Are On Fire, Hi, You Look Great, OMG, You Are The Boss Girl For Me, I'm Dragging You To The Side So We Can Get Goin' With The Fun!!!!! ✔️ 💲 🔥 ♥️
"you look like someone who already has had heard 2023 pick up lines before. how about one more to make it 2024?"