Delightful Shopping Experience

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FishHawk
The mustache makes the man
I live near a major university. The grocery store I frequent is near a lot of apartment complexes occupied by students. I was working my way down the dairy aisle when I looked up after placing a carton of eggs in my cart I saw the most perfect ass walking ahead of me. The girl was wearing knit slacks that were just tight enough to show the contours of her bottom Her ass was round and plump but not oversized for her slight frame. It was perfect. As she walked it moved in the most delightful way. I was entranced she looked back over her shoulder and I quickly pretended to study the sour cream selection. She walked on. It may have been my imagination but it seems her walk was even more sensual. She took one more look back and turned around the end of the aisle and disappeared. I will have dreams of that ass. I hope she does not think of me as an old pervert. Even though I probably am.

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CJKent_band
a year ago
Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

Good Times, Good Times.
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funonthaside
a year ago
You clearly have more self-awareness and socially acceptable behavior than me. I would have smiled when she looked my way.

A similar situation happened to me a few months ago at a take-out taco shop. The cashier had walked to the back section of the food prep area and was singing while dancing a bit. She caught me looking, and my response was simply to smile. Admittedly, though, it became a bit awkward, as she then stopped dancing and singing.

Playing the odds, it's only a matter of time until the typical look of awkwardness becomes a "hey....you like what you see?" response. I've never been one to attempt a pickup of a random person, but I can see how it could be exhilerating.
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Huntsman
a year ago
So long as one doesn’t make it too obvious, soaking in eye candy that way is one of life’s little pleasures. Does that girl think you’re an old pervert? Maybe in some ways, as in she’s not remotely interested in dating you. At the same time, every person would rather be affirmed in having at least some sex appeal than not. You didn’t make it uncomfortable or problematic for her. So she probably had a brief grin and then didn’t think twice about it.
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twentyfive
a year ago
I too get a kick out of looking at cute girls in public settings, the best part of being an older guy is you’re allowed to smile at them, and very often pretty ladies do smile back at you, and occasionally they’ll flirt with you as well as long as you don’t give off that perv vibe.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
The fastest way to get in trouble is to expect a consistent reaction. Many women will take your gaze as a compliment, as long as you don't make them feel threatened. Some women see all men as potential rapists. As a result of personal experiences, and personal tendency to shrug off such experiences off. Women who doubt their attractiveness are more likely to be upset by your gaze. They see it as you (a fugly old guy) thinking you have a chance with them, which makes them feel like they aren't hot enough to get the men they really want.

If you're a booty man, watch out for mirrors. We get a very scary, leering look when we think there's no chance they'll catch us gawking.

If your eyes meet, look away. If you have a mindset that it's a privilege, not a right, to look at her, she will likely see it in your expression. Keep her face in your peripheral vision. If she smiles, look back and return her smile. But that's not generally an invitation to approach her.

There are women who see men who don't dog women as simps. It's a moral question, if you want to annoy and scare women who don't want to be dogged, to get with the ones who do. It's a big advantage to meeting (dox-protected) online, that dogging is at worst annoying, and can quickly be blocked.
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Hank Moody
a year ago
Well, that went from acceptably pervy to full on creepy very quickly.
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shadowcat
a year ago
I am paranoid about jail bait to the extent that I won't ever talk to one in public.
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motorhead
a year ago
When I was in my 40’s I went back to grad school. Although people in my classes were generally older, I still saw my fair share of undergrad cuties around campus. Prime viewing was the computer lab - often times girls that would sit at the tables in front of me. They seemed to all wear jeans with no belt so from the back they exposed their thongs. Is that what they call a whale-tail?

Anyway…you got a good look and they didn’t know (or maybe they did!)
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gSteph
a year ago
Glances at pretty lasses are 1 of the sparkles of life. I find a significant subset of the fairer sex pleasant to look at.

And the best of the best can (temporarily) make you forget what's on your shopping list 🤔.
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Muddy
a year ago
Yeah I've seen those types of asses. PTASSD
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rickthelion
a year ago
25 ape, the problem is that most of the hairless apes that post on here do give off a pervo vibe. As for this rick…well, I plead guilty to bein’ a perv. But I’m also a lion and I wear a stylin’ suit so bein’ a perv works for me. ROAR!!!
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Heaven-sent
a year ago
One dancer at the SC I frequent glides when she walks. She has a nice a$$. I just like to see her walking around the club. Although she VIP’s with me 99% of my visits she doesn’t approach me until I go to our meet spot in the club so I get to see her walk around for a good hr. until I’m ready. I tell the girls at the club I’m a pervy old man. I play it up. They love it. If they don’t they never complain.
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Studme53
a year ago
I know. The handful of visits to my kids’ college campuses and especially their graduations (!) when the girls were in short dresses with high heels and were showing a lot of their assets in the warm weather made me with I was back in college (!)
I swear I saw more than a few perfect 10s.
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JamesSD
a year ago
One huge thing I miss about grad school is undergrad ass. Girls these days love to show the cheeks, especially if it's hot outside.

The grocery store in a college area is always amazing. Especially when nipples start getting hard in the AC
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goldmongerATL
a year ago
College aged kid across the street asked me if she could do anything to earn some money. I told her she could help me with my yard work or help clean out the garage.

She said that wasn't really what she had in mind. I managed to keep my mind from shifting to full perv mode.

I mean like babysitting. I don't have kids.
I could house sit. I don't have any trips coming up.
I could house sit while you're at work.

So I said it sounds like you want me to pay you to hang out, watch TV and probably drink my booze.

She looked at me kinda funny. I dunno. How much?

Her friend showed up and she said maybe next time.
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Jascoi
a year ago
I've been told I look good enough at my old age that they don't mind if I look a bit.
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