Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

Not the best place for lap dances

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LapHunt
May 6, 2023, 1:36 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Came by a few minutes after midnight. Place was full but maybe a little more breathing room on Friday vs. Saturday night which was welcome as it can get tough to find seating in here. Ordered a beer...$10.05. Handed over $12. Not even so much as an acknowledgement from the waitress for the almost $2 tip. I'm used to the entitled attitude from waitresses, but usually they'll mutter a perfunctory "thanks" when you tip them a reasonable amount.

 

Scoped out the scene after finding a seat. The stage shows here aren't good. The girls don't really do pole tricks or twerk well. They just go through the motions twirling around the pole. If you've seen shows in the U.S. in an amped-up atmosphere this can be disappointing. Volume is okay though, as there seemed to be about thirty to forty dancers on shift.

 

I'd say the quality of girls averaged 7, with no one really below a 5, and a sprinkling, of girls (no more than five) that hit the 8 mark. No spinners here. The more noticeable ones here rock the Kardashian look, with enhanced butts and lots of eye makeup, etc. Girls here are very diverse - the split was like 30 white/20 black/20 mulatto/10 arabic or indian/10 chinese/10 other.

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