Comments by AlienBoy

  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Halle Berry
    Ever since seeing Monster's Ball, been waiting for a girl to say "make me feel good..."
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash? Select from these 5 girls
    1: is girlfriend material, 2: is a sad stray kitty that needs love and a home, 3: is the queen, kings only given admittance 4: cognitive difficulties, 5: tops from the bottom, and bites.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    That Feeling You Get When…
    It's nice and polite if she *offers* a condom, but sad if she insists on actually stretching onto ya.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    ATACdawg
    Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
    Since icey beat me to the last smash or pass....
    How is this even a question? Balls deep before you can say "smash or pass" for real. LOL.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    A guess a dancer doesn't like your "lil tent" and she wants a dress code
    That's funny—that girl is in the wrong fucking job for sure… I know a dancer once who told me directly "you should come in here wearing shorts, so that I can just slide my hand up in there". (That same dancer later asked me "so, when was the last time you got laid"... I told her I had sex with one of my girlfriends the day before—the dancer then slapped me and said "you're spoiled!"... LOL)
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    BabyDoc
    Wayfaring Stranger
    LAST DANCE
    For my last fuck ever? I'd want a hit woman to fuck me (a couple times) and on the last fuck, she's in cowgirl, my cock is balls deep in her, and she chokes me into oblivion right as I cum. But if it was impending World War III, missiles in the air, then I'd run to my designated end-of-the-world fuck buddy, and fuck on a rooftop. (End-of-the-world fuck buddy was a thing in the 70s, we should bring it back!)
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    How do you find dominant dancers?
    Try The Château, near LAX.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Most active low-end escort site
    FetLife.com and it isn't even close (for this specific case at least). It is not an escorting site, but it IS specifically what you want for what you need. Make an account right now, it's free for nearly full access (except viewing videos), but you have full access to all messaging etc. at no cost. Sites that are escort-oriented and that have forums and personal profiles: Humaniplex.com and PrivateDelights.ch depending on where you are located, also try eccie.net Note: they do have various TOS limitations for public posts, especially Humaniplex (aka HX) for HX, join a club like "pushing limits" and post in there. Also, when searching for a girl particularly on private delights, search for the keyword "fetish".
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    Bald, Landing Strip or Natural
    Fur please! Trimmed is okay—but personally I much prefer trimmed triangles over "landing strip". That said, I am a product of my generation: no one shaved pubes when I was growing up. The very first time I saw a fully shaved pussy was in some second tier magazine (Swank maybe?) circa 1982. The spread had the headline "Have You Ever Seen a Russian Bare?" (the lady in the spread was, of course, Russian——and that being the height of the cold war, Russian women were doubly enticing). At any rate, I wasn't sure how I felt about it, but I couldn't stop staring at her pretty bare camel-toe pussy. So, yes, I like bald tacos too—but a triangle of fur grabs my attention and takes all of my monies...
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    AlienBoy
    ...Not That I Know Anything About That™
    Super chill vibe
    Thank you, and yea, I normally go in to a club with only the cash I am willing to spend... but on this night, something snapped. Or, I got "snappered" ... or... something... 😳 Seriously, the woman who got my money is super cool... nevertheless I literally lost my mind...
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    A relic
    You won't be "offered" FS there, not directly—but if the girl asks "are you the police" and also says that "tips are welcome" (despite the sign that says no tipping), and further says "I'm a friendly girl" as she's pulling off her panties and sliding onto you lap... Well, she's practically begging you to stick it in... (...not that I know anything about that™)
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    A guess a dancer doesn't like your "lil tent" and she wants a dress code
    That's ridiculous. I remember dancers who would say "why aren't you wearing shorts? I can't give you a handy if you don't have shorts on…"
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Bbad
    Pennsylvania
    What are some useful phrases in Spanish for TJ
    Beso y sexo, sin ropa y sin condom Means: kissing and fucking, without clothes on and without a condom.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Mileage during stage Dances
    Generally: never touch a girl when she's onstage, but do tip generously if you are sitting at the stage. At the same time, some girls will touch you when they are on stage, and if they grab your hand and put it on their tit or ass or wherever, then for *that girl only* it might be okay -- otherwise, girls that touch you onstage are generally advertising higher mileage in the VIP room. Keep in mind: dancing on stage is the advertising space for getting you into a VIP dance.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Gettin' Played
    Just to add, Hollywood Cabaret is now gone, and replaced by Deja Vu Hollywood - wonder how it is - I plan to check it out soon.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    another happy review.
    7th Veil has been there like forever - in the late 1990s they remodeled and "upscaled" it a bit. To Shadowcat: This is not a new club - not in the least - I've been going there since 1991. But since Charlie and the other guy sold it, the atmosphere and culture of the girls and their attitude has changed to a high-hustle, low mileage pit. I will go again sometime soon, and if it has improved, I'll post another review.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    binary
    some club
    my hatred for Deja Vu owned clubs
    I agree here. DejaVu blows - the drink scam blows, the service blows, the whole attitude blows. It's the "McDonalds" of strip clubs. A crappy burger in a shiny wrapper that makes you sorry you bought it an hour later.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    AlienBoy
    ...Not That I Know Anything About That™
    A quick tip for searching this site
    Thanks Samsung1 - yea I noticed that google was pulling in good hits, then realized that you can force google to be site specific....
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    AlienBoy
    ...Not That I Know Anything About That™
    A quick tip for searching this site
    Interesting - I can edit my blog but not the comments, huh.... anyway re edited blog to make things clear (was all the text scrunched up)... AB
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    AlienBoy
    ...Not That I Know Anything About That™
    A quick tip for searching this site
    Hmmm I see that "carriage returns" aren't observed here - I'll try again with the break command, lesse - enter into GOOGLE bar: <br><br> site: tuscl.net <br><Br> Then your search terms, and you'll get only the tuscl.net site... (reposted for clarity)
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    hey
    I'd be willing to teach you how to give lapdances... free of charge ! :) Seriously - just go to a club, and say you want to get naked and dance. Presto, you're hired.