Comments by AlienBoy

Ever since seeing Monster's Ball, been waiting for a girl to say "make me feel good..."

1: is girlfriend material, 2: is a sad stray kitty that needs love and a home, 3: is the queen, kings only given admittance 4: cognitive difficulties, 5: tops from the bottom, and bites.

It's nice and polite if she *offers* a condom, but sad if she insists on actually stretching onto ya.

How is this even a question? Balls deep before you can say "smash or pass" for real. LOL.

That's funny—that girl is in the wrong fucking job for sure… I know a dancer once who told me directly "you should come in here wearing shorts, so that I can just slide my hand up in there". (That same dancer later asked me "so, when was the last time you got laid"... I told her I had sex with one of my girlfriends the day before—the dancer then slapped me and said "you're spoiled!"... LOL)

For my last fuck ever? I'd want a hit woman to fuck me (a couple times) and on the last fuck, she's in cowgirl, my cock is balls deep in her, and she chokes me into oblivion right as I cum. But if it was impending World War III, missiles in the air, then I'd run to my designated end-of-the-world fuck buddy, and fuck on a rooftop. (End-of-the-world fuck buddy was a thing in the 70s, we should bring it back!)

Try The Château, near LAX.

FetLife.com and it isn't even close (for this specific case at least). It is not an escorting site, but it IS specifically what you want for what you need. Make an account right now, it's free for nearly full access (except viewing videos), but you have full access to all messaging etc. at no cost. Sites that are escort-oriented and that have forums and personal profiles: Humaniplex.com and PrivateDelights.ch depending on where you are located, also try eccie.net Note: they do have various TOS limitations for public posts, especially Humaniplex (aka HX) for HX, join a club like "pushing limits" and post in there. Also, when searching for a girl particularly on private delights, search for the keyword "fetish".

Fur please! Trimmed is okay—but personally I much prefer trimmed triangles over "landing strip". That said, I am a product of my generation: no one shaved pubes when I was growing up. The very first time I saw a fully shaved pussy was in some second tier magazine (Swank maybe?) circa 1982. The spread had the headline "Have You Ever Seen a Russian Bare?" (the lady in the spread was, of course, Russian——and that being the height of the cold war, Russian women were doubly enticing). At any rate, I wasn't sure how I felt about it, but I couldn't stop staring at her pretty bare camel-toe pussy. So, yes, I like bald tacos too—but a triangle of fur grabs my attention and takes all of my monies...

Thank you, and yea, I normally go in to a club with only the cash I am willing to spend... but on this night, something snapped. Or, I got "snappered" ... or... something... 😳 Seriously, the woman who got my money is super cool... nevertheless I literally lost my mind...

You won't be "offered" FS there, not directly—but if the girl asks "are you the police" and also says that "tips are welcome" (despite the sign that says no tipping), and further says "I'm a friendly girl" as she's pulling off her panties and sliding onto you lap... Well, she's practically begging you to stick it in... (...not that I know anything about that™)

That's ridiculous. I remember dancers who would say "why aren't you wearing shorts? I can't give you a handy if you don't have shorts on…"

Beso y sexo, sin ropa y sin condom Means: kissing and fucking, without clothes on and without a condom.

Generally: never touch a girl when she's onstage, but do tip generously if you are sitting at the stage. At the same time, some girls will touch you when they are on stage, and if they grab your hand and put it on their tit or ass or wherever, then for *that girl only* it might be okay -- otherwise, girls that touch you onstage are generally advertising higher mileage in the VIP room. Keep in mind: dancing on stage is the advertising space for getting you into a VIP dance.

Just to add, Hollywood Cabaret is now gone, and replaced by Deja Vu Hollywood - wonder how it is - I plan to check it out soon.

7th Veil has been there like forever - in the late 1990s they remodeled and "upscaled" it a bit. To Shadowcat: This is not a new club - not in the least - I've been going there since 1991. But since Charlie and the other guy sold it, the atmosphere and culture of the girls and their attitude has changed to a high-hustle, low mileage pit. I will go again sometime soon, and if it has improved, I'll post another review.

I agree here. DejaVu blows - the drink scam blows, the service blows, the whole attitude blows. It's the "McDonalds" of strip clubs. A crappy burger in a shiny wrapper that makes you sorry you bought it an hour later.

Thanks Samsung1 - yea I noticed that google was pulling in good hits, then realized that you can force google to be site specific....

Interesting - I can edit my blog but not the comments, huh.... anyway re edited blog to make things clear (was all the text scrunched up)... AB

Hmmm I see that "carriage returns" aren't observed here - I'll try again with the break command, lesse - enter into GOOGLE bar: <br><br> site: tuscl.net <br><Br> Then your search terms, and you'll get only the tuscl.net site... (reposted for clarity)

I'd be willing to teach you how to give lapdances... free of charge ! :) Seriously - just go to a club, and say you want to get naked and dance. Presto, you're hired.