LAST DANCE
BabyDoc
Wayfaring Stranger
I was reading about an author who was describing a Japanese prostitute who was a master-class professional. He said she showed him things and did things that were beyond anything he had ever experienced.
It got me thinking and I'm bored.
If you could choose a partner for your very last roll in the hay here on earth, which would you choose? An anonymous professional with so much talent that she would send you to the stars as described above or a someone familiar to you who could more easily be describe as a favorite soft, comfortable T-shirt who you could cuddle with afterward as you fell asleep?
It got me thinking and I'm bored.
If you could choose a partner for your very last roll in the hay here on earth, which would you choose? An anonymous professional with so much talent that she would send you to the stars as described above or a someone familiar to you who could more easily be describe as a favorite soft, comfortable T-shirt who you could cuddle with afterward as you fell asleep?
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My first thought was there are lots of women I’ve always wanted to have sex with, most of them that come to mind are ones I’ve met IRL. Not celebrities, normal women, a few of them strippers. The top of the list at the moment would be a stripper I met, while I was in my 30s and she was in her 40s. This woman was blessed with not aging, and was the total package. If I needed to replace my wife and could choose any woman, she would be high on the list. But, I never had sex with her. What if she’s horrible in bed?
Next I would probably go to women I’ve had great sex with but it only happened once. There are 4 off the top of my head I can think of that I’d give just about anything to repeat that experience with again. Give me until tonight and that list will likely grow. I’m sure some of those were great because I may have been inebriated, and caught up in the moment, and recreating it on a Tuesday night in a Marriott hotel room may not live up to the hype.
I also think of the women I’ve had sex with multiple times, and the ones that were really good. Like superstars at sex (at least in my book). The first one that comes to mind is a woman who would be the least attractive out of all the women I’m thinking about, but she would be the best in bed consistently, as in always up to give a good performance. Like a relief pitcher that always delivered. Field goal kicker that never misses.
Then there’s the last choice like the theory of the question - everyone says this woman is a sex expert and you’ll have the time of your life (and she’s got) so just choose her. Risky for me because chemistry plays a big part in sex with me. I’ll enjoy it, but it’s important for her to enjoy it too because that makes the experience so much better.
I have not been eager to try it, though. I guess I'm a prude.
Or maybe that asphyxia stuff. Not keen on that, either.
Basically, I am not into doing anything for the "last time". I'd rather get blindsided by something randomly along the journey.
Anytime prime Christy Canyon or Carmella Bing.
But if it was impending World War III, missiles in the air, then I'd run to my designated end-of-the-world fuck buddy, and fuck on a rooftop.
(End-of-the-world fuck buddy was a thing in the 70s, we should bring it back!)
Or
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