What are some useful phrases in Spanish for TJ

BbadPennsylvania
I'm preparing for my first trip down in Dec and I'm trying to learn enough Spanish where I'll be able to get around and not get all the way screwed (over). What would you all recommend as essential Spanish phrases?
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last commentI would recommend you click on the "Articles" link. RonJax put together a great primer on TJ Spanish a couple months ago. It's still on the front page.
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I used Google translate on my phone to learn new words or phrases daily.
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Here you go OP!
/article/60222
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Thanks everyone, thanks to y'all I'm gonna have a blast when I go.
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Don't say chinga tu madre to anyone.
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Beso y sexo, sin ropa y sin condom
Means: kissing and fucking, without clothes on and without a condom.
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