AlienBoy

Ever since seeing Monster's Ball, been waiting for a girl to say "make me feel good..."

1: is girlfriend material, 2: is a sad stray kitty that needs love and a home, 3: is the queen, kings only given admittance 4: cognitive difficulties, 5: tops from the bottom, and bites.

It's nice and polite if she *offers* a condom, but sad if she insists on actually stretching onto ya.

How is this even a question? Balls deep before you can say "smash or pass" for real. LOL.

That's funny—that girl is in the wrong fucking job for sure… I know a dancer once who told me directly "you should come in here wearing shorts, so that I can just slide my hand up in there". (That same dancer later asked me "so, when was the last time you got laid"... I told her I had sex with one of my girlfriends the day before—the dancer then slapped me and said "you're spoiled!"... LOL)