Posts by JohnSmith69

Sad too because the song in question was obviously designed to promote safe sex. I wonder what these young ladies would have to say about tuscl posts. http://dailym.ai/1Dg8Q1j

I am rarely on the giving or receiving end of ignoring somebody. Therefore, I'm not entirely sure how it works. If somebody has you on ignore, I think you don't see their discussions or posts when you are…

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's all sorts of weird shit…

Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that! http://dailym.ai/1y9AtTR

Never let a stripper inject you with heroin. http://dailym.ai/1y9U0DR

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls to travel with me as…

I'm sitting here trying to decide. No anal. Not goin there. Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback. Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her wicked smile right after she…

http://dailym.ai/1xgfIe6 Personally, I don't have the slightest interest in forcing a woman to have sex with me. I want woman who is equally passionate about it (like the DS), or at least a woman who consents and will fake the passion…

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch videos of lap dances backwards? A: They like the part where the stripper gives the money back.

Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat? A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.

But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone. After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad…

Apparently somebody likes bacon even more than some of you. http://dailym.ai/1GeaFge