Posts by JohnSmith69

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck a gorgeous 19 year old…

http://dailym.ai/1GUT3WZ I would have no problem whatsoever killing Hitler, but I don't think I could suffocate the baby.

Just in time for Easter. http://dailym.ai/19Z9HaW

Bubba267 and I are planning to meet at a San Fran club early the week of April 13. PM me for details if anyone else is interested in joining us. SJG, this is your last chance. Please join us.…

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A news story which suggests that I have a larger than average sized penis. http://dailym.ai/1FkNKOJ

Since it has many meanings, I am defining a fetish as: : a strong and unusual need or desire for something : a need or desire for an object, body part, or activity for sexual excitement (http://i.word.com/idictionary/fetish) It finally dawned on me a few…

This is why I woke up in a hotel room last week that was strewn with $20 bills. She brought several different outfits for the evening. Very thoughtful of her to let me choose. I recognize three…

She starts in the middle of a song. I'm irritated but get over it. Her dances are good with excellent potential that is never fully realized. After a bit I say thanks let's stop at 3 songs.…

I just realized that this song is about her... When I see you I run out of words to say All I can say is You're so beautiful So damn beautiful I wouldn't leave you Why would I 'Cause you're that type of girl to make me…

One of my favorite scenes from the Office is mimicked in real life. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIakZtDmMgo http://dailym.ai/1Df4ckd