Posts by JohnSmith69

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. I think I have erectile dysfunction." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can…

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought…

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Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from your wife, and 3.…

Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after her shift ends and bringing…

Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in one setting was two. Anybody…

I'm going to be in San Fran in the next month, exact date TBD. I'm thinking I'll ask SJG if he wants to meet at the Ofarrel bros theatre. Anybody live in the area want to join us?…

I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding…

Gotta be careful dictating emails on the iPhone. I'm using the mic to dictate an email to my secretary. As I finish a cute young thing walk by and I almost unconsciously whisper a comment about her anatomy.…

I think there's usually a wide variety of drama going on between the girls in the club of which most of the time I am blissfully unaware. Occasionally, however, worlds collide and PLs like me become aware of the…

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