My OTC fav recently declared her nipples (including areolas) to be a Demilitarized Zone. She says they are chafed. They look fine, but it seems plausible (she wears a G-cup bra, so high traffic area). So I get some aloe gel and ask if I can rub it on. And I should note, I'm fine with touching chicks all soft and lizzy-like if that's their preference. But she was thumbs down. I was like really, you can't let an old man get his freak on even a little? Do strippers think aloe gel secretly has PL drool in it, but they don't list it as an ingredient? I should further note, I did mockingly admire the generous number of small stank venting holes in your $100+ sneakers. But does that really justify a nipple embargo? I think maybe SCOTUS needs to decide this. Except that all the justices but Clarence Thomas should recuse themselves.
Tell her the science has changed, and 97% of scientists now agree that your saliva contains the worlds greatest dechafinating ingredients. Or, it is time to find a new favorite.
If you want to help her out - see if she would be amenable to you massaging some nipple chafing gel on them. If you search for runners nipple gel - you might find a useful product to help alleviate her discomfort. It works best when applied before she puts her bra on and things get irritated.
Maybe PSD has insight, as she’s a runner and she has some big gorgeous sweater sisters!
Presumably homo erectus chicks had to stick to aloe after doing lap dances around the campfire, to walk off with half the antelope taken in the day's hunt. Generally best to stick to old school remedies.
Can you talk more about this OTC.. how often do strippers meet OTC and what do you have to pay them? It seems rare for strippers to meet OTC... maybe they get enough money in the club? If they charge $400+ an hour, is it even worth doing OTC since the escorts at that price may be much hotter and more fun...?
Because I'm a broken down old man now, I'm generally OK with OTC that's just vanilla 2-way contact, which is the case with this chick. We agreed on $700 for a 90 minute dance. I would have gone for $600, but she lives a couple hours away (allegedly at least), drives to me, and of course gas is expensive. She lets me take her out to dinner sometimes too. I'm actually not super high on the boob fixation scale. But I think she'd be extremely attractive even if her boobs were small. She's low drama, but she lacks that quality that makes a top-notch lap dancer, where it's hot to them to turn you on, even though you are not attractive to them. Where I live even the larger counties only have about 100,000 people. Good escorts in such areas are a needle in a haystack.
I could not respect myself if I were badgering or otherwise pushy with people, I see that as being an undignified parasite. This makes it easier for others to trust me. If a dancer doesn't have a basic level of trust with a PL, OTC is not happening unless she's highly self-destructive.
For me it's roughly a 50% chance a dancer will be down with OTC, once they get to know me. The main reason they'll say no is (her) SO suspicion/jealousy,
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Maybe PSD has insight, as she’s a runner and she has some big gorgeous sweater sisters!
I could not respect myself if I were badgering or otherwise pushy with people, I see that as being an undignified parasite. This makes it easier for others to trust me. If a dancer doesn't have a basic level of trust with a PL, OTC is not happening unless she's highly self-destructive.
For me it's roughly a 50% chance a dancer will be down with OTC, once they get to know me. The main reason they'll say no is (her) SO suspicion/jealousy,