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870 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Not smoking roaches

Is not smoking roaches an under 40 thing or a stripper thing? I was never that much of a head, but I am a major cheap-ass, so this has always irked me. Every stripper I've used the term…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 22

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OT: Is ketchup a white thang?

My doctor said to cool it with the sodium. So when my black fav was over recently, I asked her if she wanted some (never been opened) stuff that I can't eat now. She said no thanks, and…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 44

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OT: sex drive mismatch

My fav tells me she's given up finding a man she can take seriously, because they always cheat. She said she just looks for a man who's attractive and good about helping her with her bills, and it lasts…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 16

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How t o really date yourself

I had a sex dream about Farrah Fawcett last night.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 45

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Close one

I think his nurse is probably a DJG so she just laughed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-NPIOdCLc .

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2

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Verified Status

Do you either have to grow a beard, or get verified as a dancer? What do bearded dancers do?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1

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ROBocop

My fav told me last night that a ROB dancer (who was fired from her club) is about to finish her training period, and become a cop. She was fired for trying to give another dancer (who she outweighed…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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Do you get told you're shit?

Both my current OTC favs have had bad rough patches lately with SOs. So I get at least one "men are shit!" min-rants every time I see them. They don't come out and say "YOU INCLUDED!!!" but hard…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 17

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Disinformation in porn

"Sugar daddy" does not mean hot chicks with giant lollipops want to do you, even though you are bald, beady eyed, and wear jeans that only an 8th grader would think are cool: https://www.xvideos.com/video64559811/sugardaddy_fucks_his_best_friends_daughter_with_huge_cumshot

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

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How to solve the mask cotroversy

Simple, provide masks made out of one cup of porn star's used bra. The thing is, how long would the porn star have to wear it? One minute? Five minutes? Could not be that long, in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 2

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Prophetic movie

Pretty good movie: https://youtu.be/loy12HPFpV8 . One of Chris Rock's lines is "you better act right or you'll get smacked right".

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 2

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Bad soul food

My black fav told me that any town with a sizable black neighborhood has a soul food restaurant with JJ in the name, and they always suck. True or false?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 8

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Catalytic Converter

My neighbors had their catalytic converter stolen. Since my fav has a high ground clearance vehicle, I went to get her for OTC, cause I was afraid they'd hit her vehicle too, if it was parked in my area…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 30

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Low T sympton

My fav told me she saw some old guy with a stick up his ass was offering dancers $20 to not use their phones for 20 minutes. The club was slow, so they were down for it.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 3

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Career Advice Needed

How can I jumpstart a new career as a boob oiler? https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10682

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 3

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Swallowing the white and gooey

My doctor told be non-fat yogurt is something I should include in my diet. Is this God's ironic way of punishing me for all the BBBJs I got from escorts?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 1

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Hobbits are not hot to strippers it seems

There's a guy I work with you strongly resembles Elijah Wood aka Frodo. My fav recently broke up with her longtime old man, so I suggested I should think of a way of fixing them up. She did…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 6

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Light S&M in VIP

First of all, I'll apologize in a advance for starting what may turn out to be SJG's favorite zombie thread to bump for the next 20 years. S&M is not my thing, but it seems very much the thing of one…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 39

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FYI we all look alike

My black fav says she has a hard time keeping older white guys as regulars, cause we all look alike to her.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 23

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Is zero-empathy rickdugan just the liquor talkin'?

Seems like he has some empathy most of the time, but then he starts threads with the tone of a viking in a nunnery. One clear thing is that the vehemence of his troll accusation are in proportion to how bad…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 8

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Nipple chafing

My OTC fav recently declared her nipples (including areolas) to be a Demilitarized Zone. She says they are chafed. They look fine, but it seems plausible (she wears a G-cup bra, so high traffic area). So I…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 5

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The Organization vs. The System

Seems like this will have to happen eventually. The question is, will it be as epic as Alien vs. Predator?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 36

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Are we pursuing a crazy long shot?

Seems like most of us have gotten to a place (often the hard way) where we see a good level of sexual satisfaction through sheer mutual horniness as a crazy long shot. Some might say mutual horniness worked for…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

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Getting extras from GenZ strippers

They'll be living with the effects of climate change long after we boomers are dead an buried. Show them you care, ride your bicycle to the club, don't take off your helmet: https://www.xvideos.com/video51015203/bangbros_-_young_black_babe_kira_noir_heals_a_wounded_juan_el_caballo_loco

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 5

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Where and when to get extras

We boomers are always looking for extras in VIP or hotels. But maybe should cater more to younger generations, and remember they strongly believe in multi-tasking: https://www.xvideos.com/video66755649/freeuse4k.com_-_freeuse_big_tits_teen_step_daughter_is_anytime_fuck_for_step_dad_4k_-_gabbie_carter_marcus_london

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