I'm not going to review a club in particular, the issues seem to apply to La Zona generally, not a particular club. I wouldn't want to bring any repercussions down on any BG. And, not much point in saying where the bathroom is, etc. in a club I'm hard thumbs downing on.
Disclaimer: My Spanish is meh, the music was loud af, I have old man ears, the BGs only partly heeded my requests to speak more slowly.
Seems like you have to assume that at least half of any money you give to a BG will go to the waiters and the club. That includes money you throw on stage.
If you are an arriba guy, you're a BG fav. Not sure if that's because they keep a higher percentage of that money, or arriba maximizes what the BG can make in a half hour of time. But I wasn't looking for arriba. The VIP is by-the-song, $23 per song (which many US clubs can beat) in HK. Especially given that I've never seen half as much tip grovelling in any US club. The BGs hate hate hate VIP specials, because then they are getting a fraction of a fraction. In spite of all this, the BGs say they can't make near as much anywhere else. But, in spite of that, their apathy is at least as bad as the lower hustle US clubs. I suspect having to deal with borderline pimpy waiters contributes to this. If they had not been so apathetic, I might have thought at least enough of the $ trickles down to them. But no. Some chance I was getting pity hustled. But, in many a US club, I can get good hustle, not just pity hustle.
Many attractive dancers, many that weren't for me. On a par (only) with a better US club. Unless you have a fetish for plastic surgery that US plastic surgeons would lose their license for performing. Don't assume a BG isn't highly educated because of poor English. Poor Spanish doesn't mean you're not highly educated.
I gave a quick Stripper 101 lesson. To avoid alcohol problems, only drink at work with PLs who are insistent on it, and only if they make it well worth it. The response was basically well I don't drink THAT much (chug chug chug chug).
If you as a gringo are undecided between a lighter and darker BG, pick the darker complexioned BG. She's getting shit money from the Mexican customers.
If you're black and your shlong isn't enormous, go to TJ and kill the stereotype.
Coming out of Mexican immigration, I couldn't find a Taxi Libre, so I took a chance on another company. The driver said it was a "welome to Tijuana" taxi. I can't find a picture of the markings but there were lots with those markings. The drivers ask for US$7 or MX$150, and also ask for a tip. Didn't see any sign of the HK shuttle.
Also coming out of Mexican immigration, an aggressive beggar asked for $1 to not "scare" me. I looked at him like whatcha got, and he gave up. Pretty good English, probably one of those guys who gets deported on release from prison.


Oh yeah, and the BG story is that the paradas all have pimps.