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Ever notice how women who have been dancing for several years or more often have somewhat rough skin on their lower booties/upper thighs. Presumably from grinding. LDK does this make you feel guilty?
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One of my favs recently told me she finds Joe Pesci to be mildly hot. It's really got me wondering, why don't I make the cut? I'm old, fat, and kinda guido-ie. Maybe I'm not short enough?
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
Phoenix, AZ
Hitler took a secret Nazi immortality drug, faked his death, moved to Arizona, and opened this club. The name is a hint. Sydney Powell has all the proof, she'll be releasing the Kraken any day now.
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At a club I frequent, a PL was sitting next to the stage. The stage dancer approached him for a tip, which he declined to give. She told him not to sit by the stage if he wasn't…
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This seems to be a bit of a trend. I so want to goof-bust some black strippers for cultural appropriation against Koreans. But not sure they'd take it in a spirit of fun.
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About 10 minutes into a dance, she informed me she was still in high school. Fortunately, turned out to be a false jail-bait alarm. During the COVID shutdown, she had not adjusted well to online learning, and had…
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Last night I asked a fav (who is into rough stuff) a question about safe words. She couldn't answer it, so, asking here. Why do people into S&M need their own, individual safe word? When I was…
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My fav was telling me last night about a regular LDK PL, who'd wear a condom to guard against soak through. After LDKing with one stripper, he'd go in the bathroom, change to a new condom, and LDK with…
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I mean android Rutger in Blade Runner. Right before his expiration time, he saves Harrison Ford, after trying to kill him the whole movie. He tells Harrison his more poignant memories, so they will live on through him.…
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https://www.xvideos.com/video66389221/massage_rooms_passionate_blowjob_hardcore_sex_and_intimate_orgasm_petite_brunette_jennifer_mendez Looks normal during reverse cowgirl (around minute 3) but weird during missionary (around minute 11). Sorry, but where else am I gonna ask this? TUSCL, a place for inane.
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https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-abortion-escort-claims-explained-muckrakers-1715956 https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/
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A stripper for Medellín told me that, if Jesus were on Earth today, he would go to strip clubs. She also said she'd have my baby, before I got too old to have one. nice is an inane wimp, let's…
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This thread, https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79904, got me thinking. Am I the only PL on here who has conflicting feelings about commercial sex? Seems like strippers come from families in the bottom 50% of household incomes, or have very dysfunctional personalities, or…
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Because she's obsessed with Johnny Depp, my fav brought "Platoon" on DVD over, and we watched it. She was pretty shocked at the scenes of Americans killing civilians and raping a prepubescent girl. She had never heard of…
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One of my MILF favs is thinking about implants, but balking at the cost and risks to her health. What do youse think about the alternative of wearing an open cup bra while working? https://www.yandy.com/products/elegant-persuasion-open-cup-shelf-bra A problem…
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At the clubs where dancers net the most money (after house fee, club cut of dances, expected tip out), what is the one song dance price? Or, does dancer net $ not correlate well with dance cost? Does…
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Spoiler alert for the (very good) movie "The Bad Batch". My current #1 fav has a major thing for Johnny Depp, been her celebrity crush since she was like 9. She said she'd even do Johnny Depp with his Whitey…
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Doesn't make sense to say you are unwilling to legalize a misdemeanor to prevent what you supposedly consider to be murder. Making abortion illegal won't stop all of them. It will cause many to be done illegally, or…
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Stripper is a definite candidate. But I had a friend in college whose dad was an insurance adjuster. People who are in accidents tent to ask the adjuster where to get body work done. So (at least…
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What do you do when a dancer jams her boob in your mouth with enough force that she's also blocking your nostrils? It kinda worked to breath out of a corner of my mouth, since she was a B-cup.…
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Recently watched this conversation between two esteemed butt women of porn, Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahGcCTPJiM . In it, Alexis explains and demonstrates the correct way to smack a booty. You move your hand upward, delivering…
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Off topic question for my fellow Geriatric Tricks. I watched the show once in while, but never an avid fan.
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One of my favs was lukewarm interested in a guy who came into the club, except he was being too needed. She kicked him to the curb, because he ended a text with "love you". Said it was…
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After so many years of going to strip clubs, I thought I'd heard it all, but no. I had heard many years ago of the props strippers give to fellow strippers who can raise and lower one butt cheek, independently of…
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Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.
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