Stripper-inspired business idea
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Had this conversation recently, during a lap dance:
Me: so, do you work anywhere besides here?
Her: I work at an assisted living facility.
Me: do you do lap dances for the residents to make extra money?
Her: no.
Me: will you do lap dances for me if I end up living there?
Her: no, I'd get fired.
Me: well we could be sneaky about it, do I look like a snitch to you or something?
Got me thinking, seems like you could make a killing if you opened an assisted living place with lap dances available. The advertising slogan could be "we put the ass in assisted living".
Me: so, do you work anywhere besides here?
Her: I work at an assisted living facility.
Me: do you do lap dances for the residents to make extra money?
Her: no.
Me: will you do lap dances for me if I end up living there?
Her: no, I'd get fired.
Me: well we could be sneaky about it, do I look like a snitch to you or something?
Got me thinking, seems like you could make a killing if you opened an assisted living place with lap dances available. The advertising slogan could be "we put the ass in assisted living".
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You could take a cut, either in money or blows.....and then you'd bust out the "ain't" in "pimpin ain't easy!"
Why not cover adult services, such as lap dances also. It does wonders for the circulation.
Getting old has lots of down sides, you get stiff in all the wrong places. Why should it be boring.
Damn inbaicnl have you never clubbed during the day? It's about the same without resident rooms
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