Stripper-inspired business idea

Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

12/20/2022 5:37:00 AM

Had this conversation recently, during a lap dance:
Me: so, do you work anywhere besides here?
Her: I work at an assisted living facility.
Me: do you do lap dances for the residents to make extra money?
Her: no.
Me: will you do lap dances for me if I end up living there?
Her: no, I'd get fired.
Me: well we could be sneaky about it, do I look like a snitch to you or something?

Got me thinking, seems like you could make a killing if you opened an assisted living place with lap dances available. The advertising slogan could be "we put the ass in assisted living".

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wallanon

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2 years ago

There was a viral video about this a few months ago. Someplace is Asia wasn't it? Had the stripper come in to do a show?

shadowcat

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2 years ago

I live in a senior citizen sub division (55+). There are about 150 homes. There is also an assisted living facility right next door. One enterprising stripper actually asked me if I was willing to let her and a few other girls use my house for OTC dates. I told her "Hell no".

jaybud999

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2 years ago

@shadowcat

You could take a cut, either in money or blows.....and then you'd bust out the "ain't" in "pimpin ain't easy!"

Electronman

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2 years ago

Does Medicare cover ED drugs (Cialis, viagra, etc.)? Does Medicare also cover physical therapy, chiropractor services?

Why not cover adult services, such as lap dances also. It does wonders for the circulation.

Getting old has lots of down sides, you get stiff in all the wrong places. Why should it be boring.

shadowcat

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2 years ago

I was offered a cut. In "Risky Business" $50 goes to the house. I'd have to pay off my HOA. :)

PhredJohnson

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2 years ago

Won’t work! Just transitioned my mother in law to a facility. My guesstimate is 120 old ladies, 10-12 men. A different model might work.

elmer

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2 years ago

"Got me thinking, seems like you could make a killing if you opened an assisted living place with lap dances available"

Damn inbaicnl have you never clubbed during the day? It's about the same without resident rooms

ilbbaicnl

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2 years ago

@Phred Chippendales

docsavage

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2 years ago

The girls working at my local Starbucks are cuter than the ones at the local strip clubs so I wish I could buy a lap dance with my Frappuccino.

Dolfan

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2 years ago

^ I've always kinda wondered how long it will be till there is a Starbucks inside Tootsies. Every time I see a story about them moving to that Express format with outlets inside other stores it reminds me of it. Maybe they could put some booze in there too.

CJKent_band

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2 years ago

Pics and Vids of the “conversation” or it didn’t happen.

:D

Specialj

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2 years ago

I wonder if my insurance will cover my therapy if I’ll tell them she works at cheetahs…

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