Had this conversation recently, during a lap dance: Me: so, do you work anywhere besides here? Her: I work at an assisted living facility. Me: do you do lap dances for the residents to make extra money? Her: no. Me: will you do lap dances for me if I end up living there? Her: no, I'd get fired. Me: well we could be sneaky about it, do I look like a snitch to you or something?
Got me thinking, seems like you could make a killing if you opened an assisted living place with lap dances available. The advertising slogan could be "we put the ass in assisted living".

