Comments by roccoballs

20 bucks

Does anybody know if lapdances are actually $40/song, but the girls ask for $50 because they have to pay $10 to the house? A couple months ago, a lapdance was $40, that was the price quoted by 3 different girls.

LDA??

Spandex?

In my last few visits to Vegas, I've had some hands-on (me) action in the private rooms at Treasures, Palomino (North Vegas) and Sapphire, but all for a price that was above what I like to pay. I think the action at Sapphire was a fluke - it was about 3am, and the girl was wasted and horny. And at Treasures, watch out for the 2-girl posses that try to get you into the VIP as soon as you walk in the door.

In a word, No. At Players Club in Baltimore, there is one crapper and no door. They have even gone so far to build a wooden frame across the top of the tank to prevent "upper deckers."

Check out wheeler Walker jr. Filthy and funny country songs, plenty of them about pussy.

I miss the "Details" view on the Recent Reviews. Could scan all the reviews and look for interesting information.

Fuzzy Holes in Johnson City TN

At a club in Vegas, I was Ben Cash and my buddies were Chad Plaid and Wyatt Andrews.

Great line!

One night several years ago, I went clubbing with my brother-in-law (we're married to sisters). We both smelly like skanky ho's. On the way home, we stopped at a 7-11 and bought a pack of cigarettes. We took turns going into a phone booth and smoking ourselves up.

I've got 2 different buddies I go to this one strip club with, and sometimes I go by myself. There's one girl there that most would consider in the top 2 or 3 girls working at this club. Very pretty, great tits, and friendly - always a good attitude. I have put in the time in my infrequent visits to get to know her, now it's to the point where I always get a hug when I walk in. She can always count on me for a few LDs each visit. BUT... It's an unwritten rule, but spoken...by me... that my buddies cannot get lapdances from her when I'm at the club with them. Both guys respect the rule, but neither one likes it, and they've told me so, because she is so hot... And those tits! If they went to the club alone, hey, she's fair game. But neither one is likely to go alone. Am I being unreasonable to call "dibs" on her. I told them they could call "dibs" on another girl and I'd respect that...

Just listened to that Chris Rock routine Saturday... On the drive to the strip club! No shit! OMG, I'm that guy!

So in case anybody still cares, I did end up going to the club on Friday. I spent most of my time and money with a lovely young lady named Carmen, And I asked her if she had worked the previous night on Valentine's Day. She said she did. I asked her if it was any different than any other Thursday night, and she said no. But on this Friday night, I did see another PL who was making his Valentine's Day visit to the club. He had three valentines gift bags sitting under his table. I saw him give the biggest bag to the girl that must've been his current favorite. It was pretty sad actually. Then I turned my attention back to Carmen and we had a Fireball shot and went back for another round of lap dances. All is well with the world.

Didn't go last night, but I'm curious to what the scene was. I am going tonight, so I'll ask the ladies how it was last night. And I'll try to get a little extra sympathy mileage by telling them my wife ditched me on Valentines weekend. Generally, this club is better to go to solo on a weeknight as opposed to a weekend, too many bachelor party crews. But I'm still looking forward to the visit. Plus, I can stay out late and not worry about getting up for work tomorrow.

I knew I could count on you guys for some advice. I just got a call from a non-strip-club-inclined buddy whose family Lso ditched him. We're going to grab a couple beers and try not to look gay on Valentines Day. I'll DVR Zero Hour, and hit the club tomorrow night, and remind the girls how much nicer I am than their loser boyfriends who didnt get them shit for V Day!

Never mind.

Where? Sounds like fun!

At the Players Club in Baltimore, at 20 minutes til 2am, the bouncers yell "Lap Dances Only!" And kick out every one who's not getting a lap dance. I went there once with a first timer friend who was shocked to emerge from the lap dance room and see that the place was empty (and his ride was supposedly gone).

I'd pay Hef $400 grand NOT to put Snookie in the magazine!

To avoid getting a dance from a girl I didn't care for, I told her "Sorry, I can't, you remind me of my sister." I guess daughter, wife or mother would work as well.

Its an hour drive to my favorite club, so I have called a couple times when I have had a little infatuation with a dancer. The first time, the dancer hadn't been there in 2 weeks, they thought she retired. The 2nd time, about a month ago, got the days a girl was dancing, showed up on that day, but she didn't! So... That didn't work out too well for me.

I haven't seen it on my desktop yet, but on my Blackberry Tour: - lots of scrolling past menu options to get to content - profile pics dispaly full size - in the last version they were smaller and more discrete (better) Founder - thanks for the work you do on this site!