Closing down the club.

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scatterbrain
Minnesota
I rarely stay in a club long enough to close it down. In fact I tend to leave quickly as the night goes on simply because they tend to get overly crowded for my taste. And I need all the help I can get when it comes to the dancer:customer ratio. Or maybe it's because I'm easily boarded. I've noticed that usually towards the end of the night, most of the dancers have either 'made bank' or have latched on to their date for the night and are uninterested in making any new friends at that point. My experience has been poor to say the least late in the game, unless I've invested considerable time (and money) prior.

Just wondering if anyone has a different viewpoint. Do you like to close down the club?

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samsung1
14 years ago
I agree there are just too many ROBs working that late at night and the customer ratio is not favorable. I have heard about people getting good OTC/ITC deals late at night but I would be too tired to be fucking after the club closes.
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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
It can be interesting. Once upon a time I started at one end of 8 Mile in Detroit and hit every club. #2, Penthouse, drained me in a good way. Stop #3 was Tycoons, a club which I had sought out because super-hot lil cutie said she'd be working there that evening. Well, she wasn't. And it was slow in the club to the point the manager told me for cover whatever I could toss into the tip jar for his door gal. I threw in a few bucks and walked the length of the small place to the bar and ordered a beer. Back to the bar, I was quickly surrounded (left, right, and one standing in front) by 3 reasonably attractive gals. The one standing in front claimed to be an MSU coed and commenced working my male member with both her hands in front of the other two. Gal to the right was the best looking (very pretty!) and said she had only made like $4 on the night. Gal on the left was the most shapely and patronized her on later visit. Unfortunately, while I paid a kingly sum at The Penthouse, on this night I could've lived like a king at Tycoons! (I only had like $64 left by the time I had arrived at Tycoons...)
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samsung1
14 years ago
I don't think i would stay out that late at night in Detroit area. Too dangerous and not worth the risk but I guess if I was a local I would know the dangerous places to stay away from.
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picksydusst82
14 years ago
I'm always so tired (I always work night shift) that once I can hit the road, I am GONE!!
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SuperDude
14 years ago
I stayed until closing a couple of times at Tycoons in Detroit. One dancer asked for a ride home, but made it clear that there would not be any other kind of ride. An another closing, the dancer--a real drunk--threw up twice while I was driving her home. I've seen low-life boyfriends driving up in rusted out clunkers to pick up their girlfriend/dancers. None of this is fun, so I stopped.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
I did close down a local club once. A dancer and I were having a good time in the VIP when the bartender poked her head in to tell us it was closing time. She got a couple of words out, saw what we were up to, and said "Let me know when you're done." She's still working there, and is still my favorite bartender.
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dudeanonymous
14 years ago
It's been a long time since I closed a club. But on one of the last night's I did, as I was walking out, the dancer who I had spent most of the evening with ran up to me in street clothes and asked if she could buy me breakfast. Ended up being a fun morning.
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roccoballs
14 years ago
At the Players Club in Baltimore, at 20 minutes til 2am, the bouncers yell "Lap Dances Only!" And kick out every one who's not getting a lap dance. I went there once with a first timer friend who was shocked to emerge from the lap dance room and see that the place was empty (and his ride was supposedly gone).
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steve229
14 years ago
"Do you like to close down the club?"

Unless some local club starts closing at 10 pm, not likely to happen for me, lol.
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Moose42
14 years ago
I've closen down the club twice and both times were nothing special. At the Hustler Club about 30 minutes prior to closing the girls just walk around asking "Do you want a dance?" "No thanks." Go to the next guy, "Do you want a dance?"

The other time was at Scores and the room I was in ended a few minutes before it closed down. After the girl finished her dance (very dull too) she just thanked me and went into the dressing room.

I guess if I want something funner I should go to a place on the Block (other than Hustler) and see what happens.
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shadowcat
14 years ago
If I am not in bed by 1000PM, then it's time for me to go home.

I do remember closing the Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta many years ago. What makes me remember it was because the last song they played was Frank Sinatra signing "New York".
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mmdv26
14 years ago
The club is real weird with the clean-up lights on, no dancers and the music off.
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Clubber
14 years ago
Never closed a club in South Florida. Simply because I had to leave home for work before many close. In Ohio, I closed a many bar, but never a SC.
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farmerart
14 years ago
IF I have arranged an OTC romp with a new dancer I will close the club keeping a close eye on my prey. Don't want another vulture swooping in! Once the girl has proved her reliability I no longer bother closing the club.
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DandyDan
14 years ago
I have closed down all three of the semi-local clubs I like to go to, granted some of those were on weekdays with earlier closing hours. It's always a pain in the ass because usually, I end up settling for someone instead of finding what I was looking for. Hell, the last two times I went to one of those clubs, I was out the door before midnight both times. I must be getting old.
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glen_livet
14 years ago
A month or so ago my my schedule allowed me to check out some clubs around closing time. The clubs will stay open as long as customers are paying, after "last call" most customers call it a night. The dancers start leaving soon after. Those that stay are in a hurry to sell dances. Eventhough I usually don't drink at clubs, I feel that the fun is over once the booze has been locked up.
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magicrat
14 years ago
I won't say I like closing down a club, but I have done it a few times. As always it depends on the club. At the Plat Plus clubs as long as someone is in there spending $, they won't close so it's not really an option there. That being said, some of my best times have been late late at night as the pickins are slim both ways and if a dancer hasn't made her $, often times she's trying to make enough to get the hell out of there. And if I can help her out, well being the nice guy I am.... I've gotten extras near closing and of course I've gotten lame dances as well, but it sure as hell beats being there around midnight.

My best story was at a club that had already closed and I was waiting on a cab. A dancer comes up and sits beside me at the bar and asks if I have anything to drink at my place. Of course I did so she talks me into driving her to her place to pick up her weed and we go back to my room. All it cost me was $10 for her to pick up something to eat on the way home the next morning. That was a few years ago and I probably wouldn't do it now, but it makes for a decent story.
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jackslash
14 years ago
I'm an old dude and can't stay awake long enough to close a club. Instead, I head to the club in the afternoon and get the senior citizen special.
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steve229
14 years ago
"the senior citizen special."

I've tried showing my AARP card at clubs to see if I could get a "senior discount," but so far, no luck!
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Clubber
14 years ago
jack/steve,

I can honestly say being older seems to be a plus for me. As I have gone from 20 something to 60 something, I find it easier to attract dancer. Perhaps they feel me "safer" and likely to have more disposable cash. Whatever the reason, I enjoy it.

However, I do not get discounts!
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dw.buck
14 years ago
i always close the club down great bargins on dances late at night, have given rides home to dancers, xtras open up as tip outs tabs are realized and the most fun is to be had
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