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265 reviews by Clackport

Sunset Strip VIP

Beaverton, OR

45 minutes of my life I can’t get back

5.3/10

The Dolphin is one the oldest strip clubs in Oregon. Apparently they changed ownership, it’s now called Sunset Strip VIP. There used to be a Sunset Strip Club about 5 minutes away, but it closed…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 1 mo ago 10

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Adventures at Synn

7.0/10

I was in LA for a work trip, I told myself I was mainly going to focus on the City of Industry (COI) clubs on this trip. Synn was the first club I went to.…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 2 mos ago 18

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Rhino: The good and bad

6.7/10

I was in LA on a work trip. My previous last couple of times in LA, I didn’t hit up the clubs in City of Industry (COI), mainly due to the fact that the clubs…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 2 mos ago 19 1

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Paradise was achieved….kind of

6.0/10

I was in LA for work. Most of the strip clubs I would go to on this trip would be in the City of Industry (COI) so I made sure my motel was in the…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 2 mos ago 18 3

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Showgirls not too impressive

6.3/10

I was in LA for work for a few days, I had been trying out the City of Industry clubs (reviews to come). On this night I decided to try out Showgirls in Anaheim. There…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 2 mos ago 17

CaBaRet II

Portland, OR

Stadium style mileage

6.3/10

Portland is known for having a lot of clubs, but not having great mileage at those clubs. Cabaret is the one club in Portland where you are guaranteed extras from most of the girls if…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 3 mos ago 62

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

One and done at Pandora’s

4.7/10

I was in the area for work, so I decided to stop by before heading home. Pandora’s is the most reviewed club in Seattle on TUSCL. I arrived at around 11pm on Saturday. $10 cover,…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 3 mos ago 5

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

First Time at Kittens

6.0/10

I was in the area traveling for work. Only in Seattle for a night. I wasn’t going to have time to check out a lot of the Seattle clubs. I ended up checking out two…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 3 mos ago 6

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, CA

Good ending at Spearmint, but expensive

5.7/10

I was visiting from out of town for the weekend. I was hoping to see a girl that caught my eye on the roll call list from Rio’s, but she wasn’t there on this weekend.…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 5 mos ago 16 4

Players Club

Los Angeles, CA

Player’s Club= Worst Value club I’ve been to

4.7/10

I was visiting from out of town. Last time I was in LA, I exchanged contact info with a dancer at Rio’s. I gave her a heads up I would be in town. She said…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 5 mos ago 7

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Saturday night at Rio

6.7/10

I had an upcoming LA work trip. I did some research beforehand on clubs I wanted to try out while I was there. LA has this cool thing where a lot of the clubs have…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 6 mos ago 5 2

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Bare Elegance is Expensive

5.0/10

I was visiting the LA area, I was looking at clubs close to my hotel, and Bare Elegance popped up. I decided to check it out. I arrived at 1 am last Saturday night. $30…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 6 mos ago 3 3

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

First time at Jet Strip

6.0/10

I visit LA every couple of years, and I’ve tried out a few clubs in LA over the years, but never Jet Strip until last week. My hotel was near the LAX airport, I looked up…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 6 mos ago 2

Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Portland, OR

Diamond Catcher

6.3/10

I’ve been going to Diamonds regularly over the past year. As far as the downtown clubs it’s in the top 3 (Spyce, Diamonds, Rouge). Most of my clubbing nowadays is downtown, mainly because downtown has…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 7 mos ago 6

Skin and Games

Portland, OR

Skin and Games now called Las Gatas

6.7/10

I went to the grand opening of Las Gatas (previously called Skin and Games), new ownership. It is the sister club of Las Gatas in Hillsboro. Before Skin and Games, it was called Sinrock (different…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 9 mos ago 4

Club Rouge Beaverton

Portland, OR

Club Rouge Beaverton on a Thursday night

5.7/10

I was in the area, and I was leaving a friend’s house. I decided to stop by Rouge Beaverton before heading home. It had probably been close to a year since I had been at…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 4

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

Sassy it up

5.3/10

Me and some friends were bar hopping in the Buckman area of SE Portland. We decided to stop by Sassy’s along our stops. The buckman area is pretty lively on the weekends, a lot of…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 2

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

The Dolphin is more like a fish

4.3/10

On a recent Friday night, decided to stop by the Dolphin. The Dolphin has parking in the front and back of the club. Plenty of parking. There is a coffee bikini barista stand in the…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 2

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Friday Night Union

5.7/10

I was in the SE Portland area on Burnside and decided to stop by Union Jacks. I hadn’t been to Union Jacks in a few years. Union Jacks is very close to downtown Portland maybe…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 4

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

Casa Friday

5.7/10

I hadn’t been to Diablo in a couple of years, but on this Friday I was in the mood to try a couple of clubs I hadn’t been to in awhile. Union Jacks was the…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 1

AJ's Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

AJ’s on a Wednesday.

5.0/10

I had just left Cabaret, and was heading to Club 205. AJ’s is on the way to 205, I decided to stop into AJ’s before 205. I arrived at AJ’s around 4:30. Parking lot was…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 10 mos ago 3 1

DV8

Portland, OR

DV8 on a Friday

6.0/10

I haven’t been to DV8 in a couple of years, and I’ve been seeing positive reviews for DV8, so I decided to stop in on a recent Friday. . DV8 is right next to a fast food…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 11 mos ago 1

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR

Some Stars come out during the day

6.3/10

I’m on a quest to find the best dayshift club in the Portland area. Stars was next up for me to try. I was in the area for a meeting on a recent weekday, so…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5 2

Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Portland, OR

Downtown Diamonds

6.3/10

Diamonds I believe opened around late 2023/early 2024. The next building down is the sister club Golden Dragon which is a juice bar. Diamonds is a couple of blocks down from Club Rouge. Same cover…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 1

Club 205

Portland, OR

Club 205 has the best dayshift in the city

7.0/10

As I’ve gotten older, I have less and less desire to be out at a strip club at midnight, I would rather be in bed at that time. As a result of that, I’ve been…

ClackportClackportElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4
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