Reviews by Clackport

I’ve been bored lately with the Portland strip club scene, so I decided to try one of the lingerie shops in town. I think Portland has around 8 to 10 lingerie shops in town....

I have been going to Club 205 more often over the past few months, and I’ve grown a fondness for it. I like that there’s no dress code, I was routinely wearing basketball shorts...

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip...

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a...

For the past few months, Diamonds has been my go to strip club when I’m downtown. This review will encompass my last few visits. Diamonds is located in Downtown Portland, it’s a couple blocks down...

I strolled in to The Venue on a recent Friday late afternoon around 5:30 pm, I came from Club 205 (across the street). 205 was busy but no girls my type so off to...

I found myself in the area for a work meeting, so I decided to stop by the Lounge on the way home. There was no cover, the bouncer scanned my ID and did a pat...

I had a rare Tuesday off, so I decided to try the midshift on a couple of SE Portland clubs. I’ve been hitting the clubs at night, but the last couple of months the...

I strolled into Diamonds on a recent Thursday at around 10. I had just came from Spyce, super dead at Spyce, 3 customers including me. I stayed at Spyce for maybe 2 minutes. After...

I’m in the mode right now of going to clubs I haven’t been to in awhile to see what has changed. Casa Diablo was next on my list. I came out here a few...

Based on the reviews, this seems to be the most popular club right now in Portland where you can have extra fun with the girls. I decided to check it out for myself to...

Club Rouge has been the club I’ve gone to the most in Portland over the past year or so. This review is a summary of my visits. Club Rouge is in downtown Portland, so there’s...

Was in Beaverton running errands, so I decided to stop by here before going home. I hadn’t been here in close to a year, so I was curious to see if anything had changed....

I was in the area for a birthday party, so I decided to swing by after the party. I arrived at around 10:30 on a recent Thursday night. This club is a bit out...

A female friend told me she was trying out bartending here, so I came here on a recent Friday night. As previous reviews state this club used to be called Shimmers. When it was...

I had a friend of mine tell me that I needed to go check out Diamonds, so I went on a recent Friday night. Diamonds is a relatively new club, it’s been open for...

This review is based off several visits I’ve made to Detour over the past 6 or so months. It’s a relatively new club, it’s been open for maybe 2 years. When it first opened...

I have been going to Spyce on a semi-regular basis for the past couple of years. It always had the hottest girls in town, high energy, and overall just good times. My how things...

I found myself in the area, and decided to stop by. I haven’t been here in close to a year. I pulled in on a recent Friday night around 10pm. There was a 10...

Club Rouge has become my favorite club in the city, that’s not saying a lot being that the vast majority of Portland strip clubs have gone downhill over the last few years (more to...

A fav from another club told me she was going to try out Venue, so I decided to stop by and check it out. I arrived at around 6 pm. I hadn’t been out to...

I was working in the area, so I decided to stop in during my lunch break. No parking lot, had to park on the street. This is a lingerie modeling place, not a strip...

This review is based on several visits I’ve made to Cabaret over the past couple of months. It is becoming my favorite club in town based on the girls, dance mileage, and atmosphere of...

I was in the area, so decided to make a stop to Club 205. It’s across the street from Club Venue. There is a parking lot, and some people park on the street. They...