Clackport

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  Dancers throughout the years on TUSCL

  Throughout the years we have had dancers here make contributions to the discussion board and articles. (stiletto25, Diva1975, Duomaxwell, NinaBambina, Trixxi, Dancer95, Hotstuff69babi, poledancer, kittykate, Chanel, fetish_dancer, judyjudy, ReiDetroit, Daddy's Girl, jayjaydancer, Tempest666, rachelmmm, Carolynne,...
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  NinaBambina
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  "Damn you have a big dick"

  When a stripper tells you that, on a strippershit scale of 1-10, where would that place on the scale?...
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  Christmas Wishlist: Stripper Edition

  Christmas is coming up. Is there any strippers that you haven't fucked yet, that you would like to fuck before Christmas? There's two for me. My CF comes to mind, I haven't fucked her yet....
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  rockstar666
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  Cameras

  There's nothing more annoying than finding out the VIP or lapdance area has cameras. It takes away all the fun. It's the sign of a lame club....
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  MrDeuce
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  Does hair color matter to you?

  I've had this favorite who is a blond. I saw her last week, and she dyed her hair purple. I was thinking to myself she's a lot more attractive as a blonde even though...
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  shailynn
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  Strippers disguised as teachers

  In the past few days, I have learned of a stripper who is a kindergarten teacher, and another one who is a high school teacher. Strippers don't want to go to school, but they don't...
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  DandyDan
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  Missed chances OTC

  We have all had some missed OTC opportunities, but is there any of them that you still think about today? For me it's: •Strippers calling me late night for late night love (3 or 4 am)...
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  DandyDan
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  Long term relationships

  You ever notice that with a lot of strippers, they're in long ass relationships (at least 5 years)? What does that tell you about strippers and dating?...
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  former_stripper
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  Help!!!

  I'm in the strip club right now, and this 250 pound fugly stripper has been posted up on my lap for the past 15 minutes engaging in conversation. She's gonna crush my bones! I...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Should I call her back?

  I'll try not to make this too long. I've told this story, but I need to tell it again for context. Me and this female co worker were friendly towards each other. We weren't hanging...
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  GACA
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  Papi_Chulo is the man!

  With the new rankings thing on your profile, it says how many props you have. I was looking through a lot of you guys's profiles today (I'm at home sick, and I have nothing...
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  lopaw
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  A poem by a stripper boyfriend

  Why do you strip club customers hate on me? Is it because you want my girlfriend's pussy? You have to pay for it, and I get it for free. Call me a loser, but really I'm living...
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  just_the_nuts
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  Happy medium

  Like most of you, I don't like overpriced dances (I think $40 is overpriced). At the same time I would feel uncomfortable paying $5 for a lapdance, I think that's way too low, and...
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  seaboardrr
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  Changed lapdance expectations

  When I first started strip clubbing, I was satisfied with one way contact, I just didn't want a air dance. Over time my expectations changed to two way contact, and I was not satisfied...
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  san_jose_guy
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  I'm a musician

  That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music,...
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  Icee Loco (asshole)
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  Interesting situation: I need some advice.

  I've told this story before, but I went into a strip club and I saw a co worker of mine dancing. It was a little awkward in the beginning obviously. We weren't necessarily good...
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  Clackport
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  My definition of a perfect ass

  https://instagram.com/p/9ol_OstbS7/?taken-by=telliswift Thoughts?...
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  Clubber
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  OT: I need a favor from my fellow TUSCLers

  We all have hobbies. One of my hobbies is to rap, and things have been taking off recently. There is this music chart that tracks the upcoming artists, and I'm on there. My stage...
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  Clackport
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  Walking the dog

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waU75jdUnYw I guess you have to have a YouTube account to see that link (1:44-1:48). Apparently that move is called walking the dog. I've seen a few dancers do it on stage, and I absolutely...
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  rh48hr
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  OT: Shoe attire

  What do you like wearing on your feet? I pretty much just roll with Jordans, Nikes, Timberland boots, and I have a couple of dress shoes for the nightclubs. What say you?...
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  Clubber
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  Strippers and school

  I had this fuckbuddy relationship with this stripper for some months. She recently started school for her MBA, and now she's not returning my texts (probably too busy, she also has a full time...
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  Missionary
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  Hot or not?

  I guess she works at the new Ace of Diamonds club in LA. She's been in some hip hop videos. She is probably a little thicker than what I usually go for, but I...
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  chessmaster
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  The Ultimate Stripper

  In light of JohnSmith and the DS, what would have to happen for you to fall completely in love with a stripper/and or spend much more money on her than you have any other...
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  shadowcat
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  Dancers favorite songs

  This song is a favorite of lot of dancers I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAko3RH0bk What songs have been favorites of dancers you know?...
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  DandyDan
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  A question for the dancers

  This question is for Dancer95, Carolynne, Nina, Hotsuffbabi, former_stripper, deadpresidents, and whoever else is a dancer on here. Have you ever made out with a customer? If so, why? ...
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  tumblingdice
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  Does dancer quality not mean that much anymore?

  It's gonna seem like I'm a Follies hater, but I'm not, I've never even been there. I had a recent thread on what is the best overall strip club in the U.S. combining value,...
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  san_jose_guy
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  My favorite club is getting too popular

  I'm in LA at least 2-3 times a year, and I always hit Sam's Hofbrau multiple times when I'm there. It looks like a couple of rappers did a music video inside Sam's with...
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  Clackport
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  I'm in Papi_Chulo mode

  I've been on a bit of a SC binge the past few weeks. The sad thing is that it has been flat asses all over the strip clubs I have been to recently. I'm going...
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  NinaBambina
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  Halfway there

  I'm halfway to my goal of 100 different clubs visited/reviewed. Geez I go to strip clubs too much lol. Did any of you visit at least 50 different strip clubs by the age of 27?...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Best overall strip club in the United States!

  Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer...
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  rentz2
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  Italians

  I'm into really into white girls, and I live in a city where the vast majority of the people are white. So, before I even step into a strip club, it's a given that...
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  tumblingdice
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  Which would give you the quickest hard on?

  Seeing a hot stripper: nude, wearing a policewoman outfit, or wearing spandex/yoga pants. Nude would probably be the answer for most of you. Last night though I was at the gym, and I saw a...
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  motorhead
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  Video Vixens

  The proper wikipedia definition of video vixens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_vixen I remember as a kid seeing these girls in the hip hop videos and being so turned on. Not only did they have out of this world ass...
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  Clackport
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  Top 3 hottest women in your city

  Currently who are the top three hottest women that live in your city that you know of? When I say know, I don't mean seeing a girl one time at a mall, and it also...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Dealing with rejection

  I like most of you if I really like a dancer, I'll get her number. It might be to set up OTC, or it could just be to know when she's working etc. If you...
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  crazyjoe
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  OT: Neck tattoos

  Lately, I've seen quite a few female civilians with tattoos on the back of their necks. Is that the new trend or something? Why do they do that? Do they think it looks good? Thoughts...
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  runnoft
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  Ass: Hard or Soft?

  There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Hugging you in the nude

  Does anyone else get turned on like me when a dancer hugs you after she gives you lap dances with her clothes still off?...
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  IHearVoices
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  Guaranteed way to get free OTC

  Just tell the dancer you're a "musician". Saying drug dealer will also work....
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  rockstar666
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  Black dancers in Portland?

  Overall dancer quality and mileage has gone down in Portland over the past few years. It's time I can get back with the black girls aka sistas. I know usually you'll see good value...
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  onechange
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  Untitled

  I don't what to fuck to name this thread, so untitled it is! Imagine this guy who's in his mid 20's. He absolutely loves women. He thinks they're the greatest creation on planet Earth. He...
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  PhantomGeek
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  The Dream Stripper aka DS

  Some of you like to make fun of JohnSmith for his DS concept, but I know where's he coming from. He's saying his girl is a DS for him, not necessarily everyone else. That being...
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  Subraman
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  She used to work in a coffee shop

  So locally the dancer quality has been going downhill. I have a CF, but she's been real flaky lately. All of this was leading me thinking of taking a few months off from clubbing....
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  san_jose_guy
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  Sex and everything about it

  First of all I'm wondering what are your strategies for lasting longer in bed? My girl told me about a soccer player she used to be with, and she said he could last for...
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  PhantomGeek
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  What's up with the LA clubs?

  I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs. I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Collection fund for jester214

  Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy. I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl...
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  Dougster
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  OT: A change for the better

  A lot of my previous relationships have ended because I cheated on the girl I was with. It was frustrating because the girls I was with were decent looking, but I couldn't stop myself...
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  Clackport
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  We all have different tastes.....in women.

  Judging by the JohnSmith DS thread, we all have different tastes in women. What I want to know is who are the top 3 hottest women in entertainment to you right now? Not top three...
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  seaboardrr