Posts by Clackport

If a stripper doesn't have a nice ass, I won't even think of having a dance with her, I might tip her, but that's it. In my 4 year strip clubbing career, I've only gotten dances from one girl that…

The president of the United States is black. At least 80% of stripper boyfriends are black, that's the main reason I'm able to get free stripper sex, I guess you could say I fit in lol. I'm blessed with a…

I've been enjoying some high mileage dances (fingering her pussy, making out, sucking her tits, kissing up and down her whole body) with my ATF in a non-extras club. Even after I know all about strippers I get the feeling…

This is in honor of JacksonEsskay's rate the hotties threads he did last year. I did something similar last year but I have somne new girls now. Anyways, I live in Portland and these are some of the girls I've…

I was clubbing Friday night and I was going to get dances from one of my favorites. I had to wait because she was going to do VIP with another patron. At this club VIP is 250 bucks for 30…

Similar but different than Lapdanceking's question, what do you look for in a lapdance? What will make you get multiple dances from that girl? I'm not including extras because of course that's what most of us want. Kissing is my favorite…

I got suckered in again. I told myself I was done dating strippers. I'm such a PL. A couple of weeks ago I saw one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen in my life, in fact one of the…

We all know there's different groups of strippers. Some strippers will prove that they're whores to you right away by offering OTC services and ITC services to you right away. Some strippers won't offer, but they will accept if you…

I enjoy going to the strip clubs alone, but I think it would be fun to meet up with a TUSCLer at a strip club. It would be fun to share stories and hang with someone who shares the same…

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for a few years, and I'm ready to visit a city with hotter dancers than the Portland dancers. I got a 2 week vacation in a couple of months, and I'm trying to figure…

Have you guys ever had a favorite stripper of yours that closely resembled a celebrity? My current favorite looks just like Carmen Electra (in her 20's). The difference is the stripper is a little thicker, bigger ass. That also explains…

This is a topic that I haven't seen discussed here before. Do some strippers send you sexy pics of themselves? How do you guys feel about strippers sending you sexy pics of themselves? Me personally I love it and for…