Posts by Clackport

So I very rarely do VIP in my strip club visits. Last week I was at the bar watching the stageshow. This hot dancer comes up to me and starts doing that seductive and sensual shit (kissing my cheek, nibbling…

Obviously we all know that getting a dancer's phone number doesn't mean anything. I'm curious though, how many stripper phone numbers do you estimate you have in your phone? I think for me it's probably around 15.

I absolutely hate it when the hottest girl in the club for the entire time I'm there is locked down by a old ass whale. That shit is fucking annoying. I've been seeing it too damn often.

How often do y'all see dancers wearing lipstick nowadays? Do you like them wearing lipstick? From what I've seen it's not too often. It's usually lipgloss or nothing. Every now and then I'll see a fav rocking lipstick. Quick little story: I…

So you're in a new city, and you want the best information about the strip clubs in that city, who is the TUSCLer that you will ask for information in that city? Let's go down the list of different cities and…

I was looking at the TUSCL rankings today and I see that Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party in Portland is the number two ranked club overall (behind Hong Kong). I love my city as much as anyone, but I can't stand…

Nowadays when you hit up strip clubs, what's the dancer quality like? For me with the best clubs in my area there are 7's and 8's, but 9's are extremely rare and 10's are practically nonexistent. With a average normal club…

This question is for the Portland TUSCLers. As us Portlanders know, Portland does have a lot of strip clubs, but most of the Portland clubs don't have a lot of hot girls. My top 5 list for Portland clubs with hottest…

Shadowcat is on the brink of 2 TUSCL milestones. As I write this Shadow needs more 7 more discussion threads to get to 2,000 discussion threads, and he needs 16 more comments to get to 10,000 comments. This demonstrates Shadowcat's…

Last night a stripper told me my face was symmetrically perfect. It took all my power not to bust out laughing right there. What are some weird things strippers have said to you?

Obviously we all like two way mutual touching, but do you prefer the dancer touching you or you touching the dancer during a lap dance? With me I prefer the dancing doing the touching. There are times when some dancers will…

So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…