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CTQWERTY

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300 posts by CTQWERTY

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Tournament of Bad 2010

A Chicago sportsradio station has unleashed their bracket of 65.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /> <br /> <a href="http://imgsrv.670thescore.com/image/wscr2/UserFiles/Image/pics/tournamentofbad2010update4.jpg?tag=Box_67607436_Outer_Div;Box_67607436_Inner_Div">http://imgsrv.670thescore.com/image/wscr2/UserFiles/Image/pics/tournamentofbad2010update4.jpg?tag=Box_67607436_Outer_Div;Box_67607436_Inner_Div</a><br /> <br /> Men's Room Attendents, known to many here as Bathroom Trolls, have earned an 8th seed, and have a first round matchup against #9 seed The &quot;Harder…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 4

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Silk Exotic Milwaukee

Apparently they're assessing a $108 "convenience charge" for use of a credit card, fyi.

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2 10

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Congrats Samsung!

Your new 3D TVs were rolled out today = you may be the savior of the porn industry!!! Think of all the fun they're going to have with 'point-of-view' microcams now... http://www.cnbc.com/id/35797205/

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 12

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"Seducing Cindy"

Cindy Margolis is trying to find love via reality TV. Fox Reality Channel is the medium. Some segments seem overly staged. For example, one contestant stands still while another spray tans his face for…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 23

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The ultimate "non-violent" protest in a strip club

Having a lame time?&nbsp;&nbsp; Why not (visibly) nod off for some zzzzzzzzzzzzs?<img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/angel_smile.gif" />

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 7

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Flight Club in Inkster, MI

The LED ad board out front continues to boast "#1 strip club as voted by TUSCL.com". Clearly, it hasn't been for some time. BUT here's the kicker: The new Detroit ordinance, coupled with some timely remodelling…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2 7

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Part 4

Well, I start off at Henry's for $10 dance Monday.&nbsp;&nbsp; Then head over to sister club Bogart's.&nbsp;&nbsp; Then, to avoid the $7 valet at Flight Club, I leave the car at Bogart's and walk the block.&nbsp;&nbsp; Of course, at Flight…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2

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Municipalities hurting for money

A local city council just raised the fine for speeding in a school zone (20 mph limit) from $150 to $500. Yes, $500. Plus, the school gets to tack $50 onto the ticket. What more is to

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 6

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Flyin' beer

The usually skilled dancers at Brad's Brass Indy were anything but last Saturday night. Twice gals tried to hop over the rail and onto my lap, knocking beers over in the process. First one coated the…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 7

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$1,400 hair extensions

I got kicked out of a dancer's hair last weekend because she had "$1,400 hair extensions". Yeah, it looked good so I attempted to run my fingers through when I "got told".

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 10

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Part 3!

<span lang="EN"> <p>Brother, now in a dream&hellip;</p> <p>Opposing collegiate football coach walks up outside my office, maybe 1.5 hr. after the big game. He&rsquo;s had a beer or two, one can tell as his speech is slightly affected. Coach wants to know…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2

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Best/Worst tip from a fellow club goer, staff member, dancer, etc.?

After chatting with a regular over a beer, I asked which dancer would be best for my first lapper at the club. The gal he directed me to had, well, instead of a c-section scar, it looked like…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 18

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Grandpa the loan shark

Thought this was an interesting read/idea: http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/02/mish-mailbag-all-in-family.html Tuesday, February 09, 2010 How To Keep The Money "All In The Family" Here is an interesting idea in response to Seniors Need Yield But Nowhere Good To Go; FDIC Moral Hazard Yet Again. "Doug H" Writes: Hi…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago

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Bogart's Lounge

It's amazing. I click over to the reviews and find one new Bogart entry. Have things changed? Well, here's the latest: "It was dinner time, and she needed to go balance out her diet."

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 3

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Part Deux: A Sure Sign of Too Much Clubbing (& Spending)

So, I walk into Outer Limits (90 minutes from Silk Milwaukee) last night, a place I had never been before.&nbsp;&nbsp; I get a beer at the bar and then take a seat at a cocktail table to watch a little…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 8

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Cunning Linguists

It's old (Dec. '09), but still an entertaining read:<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.parentdish.com/2009/12/09/female-teachers-caught-nude-together-in-brooklyn-hs-classroom/">http://www.parentdish.com/2009/12/09/female-teachers-caught-nude-together-in-brooklyn-hs-classroom/</a><br /> <br />

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 3

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Then & Now

Some folks age better than others... http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/memba_them_2008#tab=most_recent&id=62569

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2 7

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The "Club Discussion Board" feature

Just did a quick whip-around to a few of the more popular-to-review clubs here on TUSCL.com, and the postings to a club's discussion board range from none to a year or more between entries. So I guess it wouldn't make sense…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 12

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At the risk of being unfaithful...

I surfed upon a website called "Strip Club Network." While the customer reviews are riddled with garbage (TUSCL should have no fear there), seemingly for every club under the sun they have a coupon good for free cover.…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 17

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A Cure for Unemployment?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/7009900/Hotel-chain-offers-human-bed-warmers.html

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2 8

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Thought this was pretty good:

Temptations Gentlemens Club Winterhaven, California Overall Rating: 2.67Reviewed by: Azray59 Review Date: January 20, 2010 Visited on: Sunday Evening Dancers on Shift: UnknownClub Rating: 2 Dancer Rating: 3 Value Rating: 3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a good night at the local casino I decided to stop by this place to…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2 3

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7-minute animation/recreation of the crash of flight 109 with pilot/tower audio

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tE_5eiYn0D0#t=109">http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tE_5eiYn0D0#t=109</a><br /> <br />

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 1

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Ninja waitresses

Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas employs them.&nbsp;&nbsp; Dressed in black, they make optimal usage of the low light levels to steal near-empty drinks when you turn your head.&nbsp;&nbsp; If at The Rhino, guard your drink for it may disappear in…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 2

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A sure sign of too much clubbing (and spending)?

So I'd been at the rail at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas for 5 hours or so.&nbsp;&nbsp; One of the three strippers on stage locks eyes and then baby crawls over and says &quot;I know you.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; I respond &quot;Huh?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; She…

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 1 6

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I now know why the doorman at Trump Tower Las Vegas suggested a ride over to Spe

Was it the homeless or street thugs out at night?&nbsp;&nbsp; No.&nbsp;&nbsp; While walking back I was solicited not just for a ride like the other cab drivers passing by, but for a ride to an &quot;Asian Massage Parlor&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Go figure...

CTQWERTY· 16 yrs ago 4
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