Ninja waitresses

CTQWERTY
Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas employs them.&nbsp;&nbsp; Dressed in black, they make optimal usage of the low light levels to steal near-empty drinks when you turn your head.&nbsp;&nbsp; If at The Rhino, guard your drink for it may disappear in an instant.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Didn't happen to me, but a dancer who came by with one drink mostly consumed and a second fresh one ready to go, set the mostly consumed one on the cocktail table next to us, sat on my lap, introduced herself, and then reached for the mostly empty drink and it was gone!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There was a wall behind us, the cocktail table, and then another chair before the security rope separated the hallway from us.&nbsp;&nbsp; In just that fast, an unseen waitress would've had to duck under the rope, go around the chair, grab the drink, back around the chair, under the rope again, and gone.&nbsp;&nbsp; Ninja waitresses I tell ya...<br />
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But at least they were dependable on restocking me with ones.&nbsp;&nbsp; When I ran out, I flag a waitress down and give her a $20 for singles.&nbsp;&nbsp; A few&nbsp; minutes later they'd return and deliver.&nbsp;&nbsp; I gave them $2 for the errand.&nbsp;&nbsp; The replacement gal would even go so far as to count out the 20 singles before handing them over.&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd give her tha same $2 tip as the other gal, only after the first time, she said I didn't have to keep tipping her $2 for the errand.&nbsp;&nbsp; I tipped her anyways.&nbsp;&nbsp; Just don't leave your near-empty beverage alone at The Rhino....

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samsung1
15 years ago
I had a memory I ordered a $7 drink and take just one sip out of it before I head back for a 2fer1 announced uptime. &nbsp;When I get back the drink is gone. &nbsp;I complained to a floor manager and he just mocked saying I should have finished my drink before coming back. &nbsp;What lousy customer service (dreamgirls in columbus). &nbsp; I could understand if it was a busy saturday night but this was a slow tuesday and plenty of free seats and tables available for other customers.
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
Too bad, Sam.&nbsp;&nbsp; You should've taken your beverage with you.&nbsp;&nbsp; Dreamgirls in Columbus?!?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What a surprise!&nbsp;&nbsp;
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