Thought this was pretty good:

Temptations Gentlemens Club
Winterhaven, California

Overall Rating: 2.67Reviewed by: Azray59
Review Date: January 20, 2010
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: UnknownClub Rating: 2
Dancer Rating: 3
Value Rating: 3

After a good night at the local casino I decided to stop by this place to share sum of my winnings. The guy at the front door shook my hand gave me the price of admission, and this was the only contact and conversation I had at this place. I sat listening to music and watched the flashing lights. The only entertainment was a fella who was drunk and danced at his table, while his buddy's laughed at him.
I saw only three girls come out from the back. I don't know if they were on a break but they went to a table then went back. One finally came my way but I realized that she was just headed toward a back room and I was in her way.
So I paid $15 to enter, $4 buck for water, oh yeah $2 bucks for one dancer I saw on stage, so really I paid $21.00 for a hand shake and a conversation with the guy at the front, and to watch a drunk dance. GOOD NITE!!