Flyin' beer

CTQWERTY
The usually skilled dancers at Brad's Brass Indy were anything but last Saturday night. Twice gals tried to hop over the rail and onto my lap, knocking beers over in the process. First one coated the empty chair next to me (I caught a few drops.) Second time drenched one of the motorcross guys (there were 27 I was told who had come on a chartered bus) in town for the big race at the Lucas Oil barn (where the Colts now play.) The guy took it well and went to the bathroom to clean up. Upon return, his supply of ones (about $7 worth) were still submerged in standing beer on the rail (hey, I tried to get his buddy to grab one of the rags the dancers use to clean the pole--it was closest to him--to no avail.)

Anyways, we finally got his spot cleaned off and I suggested he hang his ones over the rail to air dry. This made them visible to the dancers. Well, the most elitist/least mileage dancer (yes, she was a looker!), happened to see them and wandered by for a tip when all dancers were called on stage. So, Mr. Motorcross obliged, sticking a soggy $1 into her waistline. It took a moment but she frowned and said "It's all wet!" Naturally she wanted another and offered up the other hip. Mr. Motocross again obliged and tucked in another soggy $1. She again frowned and Mr. M. said "they're all wet." She then sauntered away and told the other gals leaving us without company until the all-skate ended.

Flyin' beer: a hobby hazard I guess!

7 comments

  • Vegeta1on1
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    15 years ago
    Hey, I think your on to something, beer drenched $1's for tips, yeah I liked the dancers reaction to it. lol
  • DoctorDarby
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    15 years ago
    I have always felt that keeping an eye on your beer was the customer's responsibility, while at the same time hoping that the dancers were aware of the obstacles when she is on stage or at a table. Spilled beers are part of the game. I have had dancers pay to pay for a spilled beverage, but I don't expect or demand that they do. Often you can sense that a girl's style might be a menace to your drinks and take evasive action, but usually the spills just happen in the midst of all that wiggling. It pays to be a good sport; most girls will remember that you were cool about it. Screw the wench who bitched about wet tips. It all spends the same.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    Shit happens. The last time a stripper knocked over my drink. the waitress brought me a fresh one free of charge.
  • CTQWERTY
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    15 years ago
    Fyi: both instances were due to the dancer's platform shoes. They had a difficult time accounting for the extra length when sliding over the rail.

    The soggy bill recipient couldn't have been more appropriate. She had the most "stuck up" attitude of the 30 gals working. And typically when they get annoyed there they immediately seek an additional $1 just for putting up with a guy's antics. So she was in 'that mode' without thinking the next bill may be soggy as well.

    Fyi: Perpetrator of the dousing came by to "make up" with the drenched party, only he was in the bathroom when she got off stage. To her credit, she came by again and Mr. Motorcross was very behaved. She asked how'd he want her to make it up? He replied "2 dances for $20?" Normal evening rate is $12 per, so he certainly didn't seek to rake her over the coals. They went off and he returned happy a short while later.
  • DandyDan
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    15 years ago
    At the BYOB places I've gone to, I'll bring a 16 oz. can instead of a 12 oz. can. There is usually a ledge to sit your beer while you sit at the stage and those can go over the height of the stage from where they sit and occasionally, they've been known to kick it and spill. At places where bottles are allowed, they even broke the bottle, which sucks to clean up.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    You are making me NOT want to visit Brad's with these kind of stories lol

    I still plan on making a road trip there when the weather clears up
  • CTQWERTY
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    15 years ago
    You may be missing out then Sam... a $1 goes a long ways at the rail on a Saturday night at Brad's. The girls use the stage time to advertise themselves and the willing props at the rail become the beneficiaries. As I said on a different thread, for a $1, I was getting boobs rubbed in the face/round the head, lap grind, and neck/ear lobe nibbling, causing me to tell the dancer afterwards "Thanks for the tour!"
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