Reviews by dudeanonymous

I hadn't been here in awhile, but was heading down I81 with time to kill and thought I would stop in for a beer and some eye candy. I know better than to get…

Still my favorite Space Coast club. I'm in the area a few times a year and visit the other local clubs, but Cheaters remains my favorite. I only had one free night this…

Stopped in here on a mid-afternoon while driving down A1A. I would have never known it was here if not for TUSCL. Small place in a strip mall, so it felt a little like I…

Review of multiple visits over a month. I'm in the area a few times a year on business, and make a point of visiting Lidos and Inner Room, but I always end up spending the…

This club has the best looking girls in the area (I've heard tales of girls being fired for acne, weight issues, etc.), but that doesn't necessarily translate into better lap dances. Some attitude problems, and…

This place perplexes me. It's great value for money ($10 lap dances) but that comes at a price (good luck finding someone you want a lap dance from, even at that price). It's sort…

This is still my favorite club in the Martinsburg/Bunker Hill area, but I don't get there that often. It's more laid back than Vixens, but admittedly the eye candy isn't at the same level.…

I stopped here on my way through the area to have a beer and see some flesh. I hadn't been to Vixens in awhile, but not much had changed. It's always been hit…

I was in the area on business for a week last month and dropped in here several times on weeknights. Overall, I would say dancer quality was down from my previous visits. You…

This is the place to go if you are on a serious budget, but be prepared for reality since you'll be getting the budget end of the strip club experience. Having had some seriously…

This is a compilation review of a couple of visits about a month ago, all in the evening. Business takes me to the area a few times a year, and this is my favorite…

I hadn't been here in awhile, since before the Underground (former daytime club in Vixens's basement) closed and Vixens started opening in the afternoon, but was in the area with time to kill late one…

I recently stopped in Columbia for one night, a Sunday, and decided to try Heartbreakers instead of Platinum Plus. I've had some fun Sunday evenings at Heartbreakers in the past: usually a respectable number…

Back on the Space Coast for a week, I stopped in here a few times, so this is a compilation review. Cheaters is still my favorite place in the area, mostly because of the…

My visits to this place over the last few years are all over the map. I stopped considering evening/night visits here because of the extreme thug factor, but have occasionally had a good time…

I was back on the Space Coast for a few days in mid-May and stopped at Lido's one evening. I like this place, and the club usually has the best looking girls in the…

I always try to stop in here on my visits to Florida. After a few really bad night time experiences (really high thug/drug dealer factor) in the past, I've limited my visits to the…

Visited here a few times while recently in the area. Still a reliably friendly place, sort of a neighborhood bar feel, which I like and appreciate. Staff is friendly, from the door girl…

Not much has changed here since my last visit. This club still has the best looking girls on the Space Coast, but they seem to be more into stage performance than lap dances.…

I got into Columbia around 3PM and decided to checkout PP as soon as I checked into my hotel and cleaned up. I've been coming here a few times a year for the past…

I used to have some great times at this club, but lately whenever I walk in reality trumps my fond memories. It just somehow seems old and tired, like many of the dancers working…

This was sort of a "drive by" visit as I was driving down I81 a few weeks ago on an early Monday evening and realized I had a little time to kill. What a…

I've been stopping here once in a while for the past few years, and try to make at least one visit every time I'm in the area. Lidos has the best looking girls on…

I was in the area recently and made a couple of stops at Cheaters during the week. Weekdays can be very hit or miss here, crowded one day and nearly empty the next.…

Stopped at HB in the evening after a late afternoon visit to PP. (See separate review.) HB was nearly as dead as PP, but there were more dancers and, unlike PP, they actually…