I recently stopped in Columbia for...

I recently stopped in Columbia for one night, a Sunday, and decided to try Heartbreakers instead of Platinum Plus. I've had some fun Sunday evenings at Heartbreakers in the past: usually a respectable number of fun 7s, several patrons but not crowded, generally a good time. This night wasn't one of them.

About a dozen patrons when I walked in around 8PM, and when I thought to count later, I tallied nine dancers. I say "dancers" loosely. Several very overweight girls, a few rail-thin members of the tiny-tittie club. Neither are my thing. There used to be a lot of 7 girl-next-door types here. Where have they gone?

Grabbed a seat at the bar, and as has happened on previous visits, the bartender was the best-looking girl in the place, and had the best personality. I got a beer and tipped her a couple of bucks just for the sultry look and flirting with me before I even had a drink. There was an artless girl with a huge bottom and nothing up top on stage. A couple of guys kept coming up to the stage and tipping her, like they were trying to outbid each other for her negotiable affection. I wanted nothing to do with that bidding war.