Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

I've been stopping here once in...

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dudeanonymous
Jan 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I've been stopping here once in a while for the past few years, and try to make at least one visit every time I'm in the area. Lidos has the best looking girls on the Space Coast, but some of the girls have bad attitudes. There's some definite princess syndrome going on. I've been insulted when I've politely turned down requests for dances. Lidos also caters to couples and draws in lots of groups of young guys who seem to find bare breasts an absolute novelty. Being a male flying solo I always feel outnumbered and a little out of place here.

Tipped for a while at the main, narrow stage. I don't like the way this club is laid out, with the main stage more of a runway cutting diagonally from one corner and the small satellite stage opposite the main one. And the bar is in the middle of the room, making traffic flow a problem. A cute brunette who I had been tipping on stage joined me after her set, and I got two dances ($20 each) from her. Good, but distant and nothing to write home about. Luckily, the narrow dance "room" (it's more of a hallway with a half wall, next to the bar) wasn't crowded. I've had dances here when it was crowded and everyone is on top of each other.

Later, on my way back to the stage from the bathroom, a gorgeous blonde with amazing breasts intercepted me. I had tipped her heavily on stage and she asked me for a drink. We sat at the bar, ordered, and then she disappeared, asking me to watch her purse. Twenty minutes later, I'm still sitting there alone, when I see her at a table with a young couple. Enough of that. I gave her purse to the bartender and left.

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