This was sort of a "drive...

This was sort of a "drive by" visit as I was driving down I81 a few weeks ago on an early Monday evening and realized I had a little time to kill. What a mistake. I stop here a few times a year to have a beer and check out the ladies. I've long ago given up on the lap dances, as they are mostly air and not worth it. Occasionally you can find a diamond in the rough on stage and have a bit of fun tipping and maybe buying her a drink and flirting a little. The beer is relatively cheap and when I stop here I'm not looking for much. That's what I got this visit.

The girls reminded me of that old trash bag commercial: "Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!" I've rarely seen a collection of dancers who I wanted nothing to do with. One had no breasts and a rear end that should have come with an alarm when she backed up. The others....well, the less said the better. I ordered a beer at the bar (even the bartender wasn't attractive) and scoped out the scene. There were a few guys there, and they were apparently regulars. The girls would do their set on the stage and immediately go back to them. Boyfriends? I don't know and I didn't wait to find out. Finished my beer and hit the road. A relatively cheap mistake.

I'm wondering if the WV panhandle clubs are going down hill. I know it was only one visit on an early weekday evening, but something seemed amiss.