Back on the Space Coast for...

Back on the Space Coast for a week, I stopped in here a few times, so this is a compilation review. Cheaters is still my favorite place in the area, mostly because of the the friendly, neighborhood-bar-with-topless-women-feel.

All my visits were mid-to-late evenings, and I stayed until after midnight a few times. There's never much of a crowd before 11PM on weekdays, earlier on Friday and Saturday. On Sundays, there seem to be a lot of couples and groups of girls, more than I've ever encountered in a strip club. There are also a lot of heavy drinkers on Sunday night. Whether they are drinking at the prospect of going back to work on Monday or the fact that they don't have a job to go to on Monday I do not know. For some reason, Mondays seem to be an unadvertised "black dancer" night, when there's a greater percentage of black dancers. Most of the dancers are girl-next-door types, mainly 7s, although on weekdays you might be lucky to find more than one or two 7s in the crowd. There used to be a relative lack of silicone and tattoos, but both have increased over the last few years. There are still a few girls here with no tattoos and nothing pierced but their ears.

Dances are in a large room where couches line the walls. It can be a mad house on weekends when there's a 2-for-$30 dance special (club standard is $20), but you can usually find a quiet corner. Bouncers infrequently patrol the lap dance room, but are usually fairly unobtrusive. Waitresses will also come through trying to sell drinks, but they also seem to know to keep their distance if you are heavily engaged. Expect a good, high contact, hands-on lap dance. Don't expect many extras, although if you pick the right girl and get multiple dances, they can get rather "handsy". Stick shifting for better grindage is fairly common if you get a few dances from the same girl. I was offered full access to the kitty by one girl I tipped on stage, but she was a 5 and I doubted she would deliver in the back, so I didn't bite.