Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

This club has the best looking...

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dudeanonymous
Mar 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

This club has the best looking girls in the area (I've heard tales of girls being fired for acne, weight issues, etc.), but that doesn't necessarily translate into better lap dances. Some attitude problems, and the general party atmosphere and the lame little lap dance hallway usually makes me wonder why anyone wanting a beautiful woman rubbing on them would walk into the place.

It was crowded and hopping when I walked in. I had expected, and hoped, it would be more laid back at this time in the week, but this was full party mode. Hard to move around. It's a small place anyway, with a funky layout that makes circulation difficult when it isn't crowded, and this night it was at least three deep at the stage and every seat occupied. And a younger crowd, even though I don't think spring break had started yet. Stayed for a beer, fighting my way to the back bar area to get that, and couldn't even get close to the stage or a dancer. Left with $500 in my pocket. Hope they got the equivalent in the ones all the college-aged customers were tipping. The one empty spot in in club seemed to be the lap dance area.

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