Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

I was back on the Space...

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dudeanonymous
May 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I was back on the Space Coast for a few days in mid-May and stopped at Lido's one evening. I like this place, and the club usually has the best looking girls in the area, but they all seem to come with issues.

Stopped in around 9PM and there were maybe a dozen customers and fewer dancers. Most of the patrons were at the bar, and looked like they had been there for a while getting their drink on. A few had dancers attached at the hip who looked like they were pretty lubed as well. The dancers were mainly 6s and 7s, with 2 solid 8s. The 8s - two blondes - were impressive on stage. After watching both, and tipping them heavily, I took one in the back for a dance when she asked. I wanted to buy her a drink first and get to know her a bit, but she suggested we get a drink afterward. Off to the tiny hallway-like private dance area. She gets on my lap facing me, removes her top, and then says, "I really don't like to be touched back here." WTF! The girl had just rubbed her breasts all over me in public and jumped off the stage to dry hump my leg. One and done. She immediately returned to working the room.

While sitting at the bar waiting for a chance to approach the other blonde, a cute brunette sat down and I bought her a drink. She could speak in complete sentences, was flirty and I liked her eyes, so I broke my rule and decided to get a dance before I saw her on stage. I didn't see the huge volume of her ass until she was leading me to the lap dance area. Oh well. She was actually pretty good and encouraged me to touch anything that wasn't covered. After two dances ($20 each, standard for the club), she was was called to the stage.

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