This place perplexes me. It's great...

This place perplexes me. It's great value for money ($10 lap dances) but that comes at a price (good luck finding someone you want a lap dance from, even at that price). It's sort of the budget strip club experience all around. Nights might be different, but the few times I've been here at night I really didn't feel comfortable. I like to concentrate on half-naked women, not on whether I need to dodge bullets from drug deals gone bad. It has that sort of vibe at night. But daytime it's a different place. The club is right on the street, hard off the sidewalk on A1A, but there is plenty of parking in the back. It's better to park there anyway, since it's where the entrance is.

Counted over a dozen dancers in the hour plus I was there: some Asians, a few black girls, a couple Europeans, and some worn looking American girl-next-door types. Got a pretty hard sale from one of the Asians, including a crouch grab hard enough that I wondered if Mr. Happy had been damaged. She had a pretty bad boob job and seemed to be on something, or perhaps just spacey by nature, so there was no way I was going to spring for a dance, even at $10. A lot of the other girls were rather hefty, and a couple had slack, wrinkly, I-just-gave-birth-recently belly issues. There was one blondish European girl I would rate a 7 if squinting, and she was pleasant to talk to, so I got a dance. Lots of mutual groping, but I could tell she wasn't really into it, or wasn't selling it very well. I let it go for four songs to see if things would progress, but she repeated the same routine every song, so I ended it and went on my way.