I hadn't been here in awhile,...

I hadn't been here in awhile, since before the Underground (former daytime club in Vixens's basement) closed and Vixens started opening in the afternoon, but was in the area with time to kill late one afternoon and decided to nurse a beer, look at some eye candy, and wait for rush hour traffic to die down. Not much going on here. There were several customers, but most were at the bar and all looked like they were having an after work drink rather than interested in being in a strip club. Physically, the club is one of the nicest in the area. One girl was engaged in a little bit of bored stage walking that shouldn't be confused with actual dancing. A few other bored-looking dancers were hanging around chatting with each other. They ran the gamut between hefty to rail thin, with not much in between, mostly 6s.

But then a dancer I vaguely recognized from previous visits came out of the back: dark hair, nice breasts which looked natural, proportionate bottom, and if you had had enough to drink and were squinting, you might think she was Paulina Porizkova's sister, circa the mid 1980s. I had always wanted to get a dance from her but never had because a) she was more of an aloof "wanna dance" girl, and b) I know the lap dances here are no touching crap. However, this time she actually approached me and struck up a conversation. I eventually bought her a drink (she got something non-alcoholic) and, against my better judgement, did eventually spring for a $30 dance. Off to the little private dance "closet" for five minutes of....air dance. She bounced her ass on my lap a couple of times, but it was mainly her dancing in front of me. Having again confirmed that this is no place to get a lap dance, I left.