Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

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dudeanonymous
Mar 21, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Not much has changed here since my last visit. This club still has the best looking girls on the Space Coast, but they seem to be more into stage performance than lap dances. Some of the girls can do impressive pole tricks and have great stage presence, but then if you take one for a dance, it's like they have suddenly forgotten how to move. Full two-way contact (topless) lap dances, but most of the girls just aren't into them.

The club would be hard to miss if you are traveling down A1A in Cape Canaveral/north Cocoa Beach. It's right off the road, with a large sign. Fairly large parking lot, but it is exposed from the road if you are looking to hide your car. If that's a concern, try to get one of the few spots in the back of the club. Entrance is on the left side of the building. As you walk in, there's a bar area to the right, which extends to the center of the building. Stages - one narrow walkway jutting out on the right and a smaller secondary stage to the left, are on the other side of the bar. The lap dance room is a small, narrow room lined with benches behind a half wall left of the bar. (All directions are orientated from the entrance.) The lap dance area, along with the lap dances themselves, are my main complaints about this place. It's a very small room with benches lining the walls. Don't go in there if there's a dance special unless you enjoy having several people in addition to your dancer on your lap. I once got a dance here and both the guy opposite and the losers at the bar were all watching, along with with the couples on either side rubbing knees with me.

I stopped by around 9PM on a Tuesday and the place was already pretty hopping. Lots of young guys, and a lot of couples. The club is definitely couples friendly, and if you are looking at taking your significant other to a first club, this might be a good place. The dancers seem to really be into other women. Cover and a beer were priced as per the site's description here.

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