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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"I probably should go on SW and give this young whippersnapper some advice on talking points, such as the relative effectiveness of Preperation H vs store brands."
@gawker - while you're over there, don't forget to add this other scintillating topics:
- Viagra vs. Cialis?
- Retrograde ejaculation
- PSA screening
- Best Rock Band Ever
- Russo-Finnish War
- Retirement payout - lump sum or annuity?
- Manscaping
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10 years ago
BTW, @Papi_Chulo is one of the good guys here, and can be counted on for solid, non-snarky advice 99% of the time.
(For the other 1%, just ignore anything having to do with bringing a stopwatch into the club)
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10 years ago
"Don't be surprised if you see some pop cultural references here"
Good point!
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10 years ago
"Thinking some kind of view like this where you can see the popular threads with lots of info etc."
@gino - As far as the discussion board goes, we basically just recycle the same dozen of so topics over and over, so just hang around and we'll cover;
- How do I ask for extras?
- How do I know if a dancer really "likes" me?
- What are the best pants to wear for a lap dance?
- What does it mean if a dancer gives me her phone number?
- How do I ask for OTC?
and so on...
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10 years ago
"I plan to post some reviews to get VIP anyway. Reading some other reviews will probably answer some questions, can only see first line of reviews just now."
@gino - You are on the right track - go to a club, write a review and get your VIP. Don't worry too much about your first review - once you're able to read other reviews you'll get the hang of it.
There's also a glossary section to get you acquainted with the terminology used here.
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10 years ago
Seriously, you can report it here:
http://www.treasury.gov/tigta/
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10 years ago
Mikey - I tried to warn you about all those anti-Obama posts...
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10 years ago
Yeah, JohnSmith69 probably just wants to know where you club so he can sit with all the hot dancers and cockblock you all night
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10 years ago
"She's not someone I'd take home to mom"
She's a very kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother;
She will never let your spirits down,
Once you get her off the street
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10 years ago
"The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be."
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10 years ago
Been meaning to get to this place, I hear the ham hocks are to die for!
http://washingtondc.menupages.com/restaurants/florida-avenue-grill/menu
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10 years ago
Now some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^^^^^
Is that what you were trying to post 4 hours ago? :)
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Surprising touch on the ball with those sausage fingers.
#ham.hocks
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10 years ago
#leeches
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10 years ago
#$350k/yr/frugality
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10 years ago
#99%ignored
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10 years ago
In case you haven't heard, I'm "dating" a civilian sugar baby.
Girl-next-door cute, slim, petite, blue-eyed brunette, perky natural B-cups no tats or piercing, 25 years old, smart, classy, college grad, works a regular 9-5 office job in DC.
In recent weeks we've gone to a chick flick, went to the DC cupcake shop, and spent a day at the zoo (pandas!). Obviously things have somehow gone horribly wrong.
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10 years ago
Lips are sweet as candy, the taste stays on my mind
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine
I got it bad for you girl, but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure
I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
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10 years ago
If you ever come to DC, the lap dances are on me!
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10 years ago
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Guys, stop it! You're talking about jerikson40's dream girl.
I expect him to start a new "Hottest Chick on the Planet" thread any minute now.
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10 years ago
Wow, I'm really surprised that no one has yet told you to "man up," "grow a pair" or "be a man,"
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10 years ago
"But I am intrigued as to how you arrived at that figure?"
@londonguy - at the current conversion rate, that should equal $350k USD, which, of course, is what the typical TUSCLer makes a year :)
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10 years ago
"@ Papi...you need to get yourself across here and into FKK Oase"
Time to get that UPS box ready..,