Comments by Electronman (page 19)

A reasonable point Ulrik--- but why mention Dearborn in a review of a club in Romulus? Also, some of the details are a bit suspect.

My comment above should have said that dances were $25.

Only thing missing was the GPS coordinates!

So masturbation makes you blind and damages your lungs? One more reason that BJs and FS should be covered by Medicare.

It sounds like Kitbit is a jealous dancer who is losing business to girls who provide more satisfying private dances than she does. If the competition is too steep, you could always check out MacDonald's or get an engineering degree.

Is NEPA a widely known acronym? Does it mean North Eastern Pennsylvania? It is interesting how many reviewers use regional acronyms (e.g., DMV) under the assumption that everyone will be familiar with those local acronyms.

Why does this review look so much like the review linked below? The aren't duplicates but they have similar phrasing? https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=383801

Some of the stripper focused web sites seem like a cauldron of man bashing commentary and unrealistic advice on how to extract more money from customers. Is this a fair assessment? I often wonder what the TUSCL web site looks like from the stripper perspective?

mwtraveler has 89 published reviews. That earns some credit in my book. I've seen Amber dancing on day shift at LS within the past month.

For future reference, parking is available on the street to the west of the club and at some of the restaurant parking lots across from the club. I agree with naming a ROB as a warning to other patrons.

Well written review! Thanks.

Janis Joplin's Little Piece of My Heart

According to the Detroit news story, the suspect pointed the car at Tycoons and secured the accelerator. He did this more than once because he didn't get enough speed and do any damage in the first attempt. As a result, he was not actually driving and he is still at large. https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/1056384 In contrast, the suspect in the Kalamazoo intentional crash was inside the vehicle when the car crashed through the wall of the strip club. He was apprehended by the police.

I'm betting on option A, a religious fanatic. There was a similar incident at a Detroit club earlier in the week (see Discussion for Tycoon's below). That suspect was not apprehended. It might be the same person who crashed in to the Kalamazoo club.

The news story does not stipulate when this incident at Tycoon's occurred. Also, the suspect was not apprehended. So, in theory, it could be the same person who drove his truck into the Kalamazoo strip club. That suspect was apprehended. If it is indeed the same suspect, then I expect there might be some kind of religious motive to save the world of sinners from seeing scantily clad women.

So, this happened the same day that a man intentionally rammed his truck into a strip club in Kalamazoo--- located about 100 miles from the Detroit club. This cannot be a coincidence. Do strip clubs need to install car proof barriers?

Why would a man intentionally crash his truck into a strip club? Which of the following is the most likely theory? Hopefully, the authorities will discover and report on the motive. A: Religious fanatic trying to save the dancers from a life of sin? B: Jilted boyfriend of one of the dancers. C: Customer who was overcharged or otherwise disrespected by one of the club employees D: Customer who was mistakenly informed that the strip club had drive through service E: None of the above, your theory??

Hope he didn't try to make it rain and trigger the exploding dye that is used to mark stolen cash!

PL2: The parking attendants are there to make money (of course!) so I give them my keys to provide some assurance that I'll cover the parking charges on the way out. I've never tried paying the fee up front and simply keeping my keys. For my ultra short visit to FC, I paid the attendant $3 (less than the usual $8) to get my car.

Doc: I agree with Longball although I will say that my goal is 200 or less for an all inclusive VIP at BTs and Landing Strip. Sometimes that goal is achievable, sometimes not. FC is typically more expensive but I've seen reports of less consistent talent at FC so I'm a bit unsure of the price point at FC Of course, your price may vary depending on many factors, such as the club, your connection with the dance, the competition for customer money, the time of shift and the earning goals of the dancer.

DickyDoo: 1. Are you aware that reviews are done anonymously? More specifically, the reviewers do not know the identity of the person writing the review. This is a good feature of TUSCL. Submissions are judged on their merits, not on the reputation of the writer of the review. So there is really no reason to take critical comments on a review as a personal affront. 2. You seem like a hard working man who has gone to great effort to improve your station in life. Well done! I have never been homeless, but I've worked more than my share of difficult jobs while pursuing an education and career. But that is not my point. Can you take a step back and ask yourself three questions: 1) if you were unfamiliar with the Akron clubs that you reviewed, would you find the content of the four reviews that you submitted to be helpful? 2) Could you have done a better job with these reviews, describing more than just your interactions with a dancer or two at each club? 3) Is there any truth to the feedback that you received that might help you write better reviews? 3. Finally, now that I see your identity, I do notice that you've reviewed the Akron clubs (and a few other clubs) many times. Thanks for the reviews! So I can understand why you might be weary of describing details about the club. But why not try to add value with each successive review, something that might be helpful to people who might be interested in the Akron clubs, above and beyond your interactions with specific dancers. Alternatively, you could forego another review of the Akron clubs until you have something new to contribute to the cumulative knowledge about these clubs. Peace, EM

Popgarden: You've written two reviews since you joined in 2009. Make some contributions to this board and you'll earn reviewing privileges.

Thanks for the update. I had given up on Centerfolds years ago. As you noted, it used to be an anything goes club. Wish they could sustain the improved talent and still provide high mileage, as in days gone by.

When I first encountered a stripper with vitiligo (loss of skin pigment that causes lighter colored skin patches), I looked it up to verify that it was not contagious. No problem thereafter.