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4/29/2022 4:39:00 PM

PSA! Too much of a good thing really CAN be bad...

"Man Masturbated So Hard He Tore A Lung And Required Intensive Hospital Care"

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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3 years ago

"Spontaneous pneumomediastinum is a rare condition and usually affects young men in their twenties," the doctors write in the report.

98% of TUSCL has nothing to worry about.

EndlessSummer

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3 years ago

Then tell your children and grandchildren!! 🤪😉

misterorange

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3 years ago

@C.M.I - That's fuckin funny, and so true!

Cashman1234

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3 years ago

I think Ishmael wins the funniest post of the day!

A follow up question would be - what was he masturbating to? If it’s a porn star’s scene - maybe a warning should be added?

shadowcat

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3 years ago

Are strippers aware that HJs can kill a guy?

Electronman

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3 years ago

So masturbation makes you blind and damages your lungs? One more reason that BJs and FS should be covered by Medicare.

ATACdawg

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3 years ago

Can I just do it til I need glasses?