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Be Careful!

Apr 29, 2022, 4:39 PM
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EndlessSummer
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All Year Long! 🌞

PSA! Too much of a good thing really CAN be bad...

"Man Masturbated So Hard He Tore A Lung And Required Intensive Hospital Care"

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Call.Me.Ishmael

"Spontaneous pneumomediastinum is a rare condition and usually affects young men in their twenties," the doctors write in the report.

98% of TUSCL has nothing to worry about.

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EndlessSummer

Then tell your children and grandchildren!! 🤪😉

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misterorange

@C.M.I - That's fuckin funny, and so true!

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Cashman1234

I think Ishmael wins the funniest post of the day!

A follow up question would be - what was he masturbating to? If it’s a porn star’s scene - maybe a warning should be added?

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shadowcat

Are strippers aware that HJs can kill a guy?

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Electronman

So masturbation makes you blind and damages your lungs? One more reason that BJs and FS should be covered by Medicare.

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ATACdawg

Can I just do it til I need glasses?

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