Comments by rattdog (page 43)

question: do these girls have to pay for insurance? after all, they are working with blades, and the potential for botched jobs that can result in permanent damage is there.

most of them would just head off to the clinic. the rest would be encouraged by the shithead bf/fiance to have the kid and take as much from the old fella as possible. first he'll hear the news from the stripper. then he'll step away from the xbox and punch her in the face. after calming the fuck down he'll say, "let's have the kid help us get all of his shit."

bryant gumbel? you mean greg?

"Here are the Counties with the most outstanding precincts:" the only reasonable theory i can see for this is that these are the most populated areas in new jersey. there is no reason for vote counting to stop if at the rate they were going would take at most 15 minutes to finish off that task. by doing so the optics look that good. but then again caring about how the optics look has been something that some have been more than willing to overlook in recent years.

the broadcast is almost like having the manning bros in your living room. if the manning bros accepted my offer to be guests in my house to hang out and watch mnf i would be very disappointed if they didn't yap away. reading defenses, sharing amusing stories about other players they with or against. the game itself of course would be secondary. it's strictly there to be in the background to inspire what the mannings will say. and one of them is an ex-giant. ya know, the one that defeated brady and hoody twice?

"I can't believe there aren't any baseball fans on this board. Braves hit a grand slam to go up 4-0 early. Astros keep plugging away and win 9-5. Now the series goes back to Houston where they can play AL rules again. Now the Astros get another bat." so do the braves. duvall, soler, joc or whoever the manager decides to put into the dh spot can inflict damage.

i didn't know they were on tonight. they stopped showing them weeks ago. coolest thing espn has done in maybe over 20 years was to have these two on.

faves: kit kat, candied corn, jelly beans, pez can't stand: twix, black jelly beans

yeah and get this: they're also still called the braves and not that atlanta baseball team.

anything to put out that fire down below yeah?

yes - try and initiate make out session in front of club entrance. it might go real well for you.

blazing saddles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96DQspxu0jg

is there actually chicken meat inside those micky dee nuggets? the last time i ordered them the insides of the pieces felt slimy and didn't really taste like chicken. wendy's nuggets with the bbq sauce is real good.

one strip i 'm a regular at has the bartenders show up before the opening hour so they can water down the bottles.

so where you and SJG go for the honeymoon? his basement? is icee invited? you and SJG can take turns pissing on him. i'm sure SJG will find ways to have him restrained.

ban SJg is the fuck joe biden of this board

to san jose guy, your views and presence are not welcome on this here site, in case your demented head hasn't registered any of the above that's been posted. here's an idea that might appeal to all: how about starting your own youtube channel? whatever thread you're going to initiate here is not going to go through to anybody here. you're just beating a dead horse with whatever it is you're trying to do over here. however, with youtube you actually may get some kind of a following. having your own youtube channel can be potentially life altering shit. you'll have a much better chance there of being an influencer, or an over glorified troll, whichever you choose. think about it. 20-40 people here or hundreds, maybe thousands? on youtube?

if one has to resort to going to the strip club ATM then that means the visit was not pre-planned very well.

i didn't bother to check out the cusack clip above, as i just don't couldn't give two shits what any entertainer says about anything at this point. i'll just assume that cusack is just another average casual sports fan. like many others he'll defend rooting for both teams because they are both representing the city. any diehard fan of either team would think that this guy has no loyalty at all and is just talking out of his ass. so yeah cusack's offense would be considered an old school violation.

i'm assuming the reason why for the change of shorts is maybe they're targeting a younger demographic. by doing so they're trying to showcase more ass and less focus on the tits. ass is da new tits.

dodgers rightfully should be the favorited to win it all. 2 turners, mookie betts, seager and bellinger finally starting to wake up make a real nice batting lineup. stir that with a starting rotation 1-3 that's in the top 3 the team could repeat very well repeat. but do not sleep on the braves. they have bats. look what they did to the brewers starting pitching. that's a top 3 starting pitching rotation.

just take a look at the musical participants for the upcoming superbowl halftime show: jay z: dude was peddling drugs and killing some people with them in his neighborhood. dr dre: a documented domestic abuser emimen: take any one of his popular songs back in the day. that one song will have 10-20x more offensive words than all og gruden's emails combined. i didn't know deshaun watson was still being paid this season, even for the games he's already missed. 24 women accusers?

if they are hourly wages then why would they be rising? i'm guessing that some of those people who crossed the border will be chosen to be trained and groomed to fill up a lot of those jobs.

didn't mario lopez cheat on her the day that she got married? imagine doing that to a miss usa winner? damn!!!

too bad for the raiders - gruden imho i thought was doing a good job. more often than not he had his team playing competitively.