We don't really have to worry about impregnating strippers
RedJohnson
Fuckin' your ATF for free
Do you motherfuckers really think that any of these girls is gonna admit that the baby daddy is an old geezer she fucked for money? These chicks got lives they still gotta live. She's got family and a boyfriend and other people who she'd never want to know the truth. So have fun with that baby batter cause it'll never blow back on you anyway!
And why do every one of these airheads call her boyfriend a "fiance" like he's ever gonna' marry her? Silly girls.
And why do every one of these airheads call her boyfriend a "fiance" like he's ever gonna' marry her? Silly girls.
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the rest would be encouraged by the shithead bf/fiance to have the kid and take as much from the old fella as possible.
first he'll hear the news from the stripper. then he'll step away from the xbox and punch her in the face. after calming the fuck down he'll say, "let's have the kid help us get all of his shit."
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I get it that the tuscl discussion board is free and therapy costs money. But it would likely be well worth the cost
When I started reading this site there was a weirdo named Mr. Dougster that obsessively poked at Mr. Dugan. I think Mr. Dougster’s actions were a bit over the top but he did catalyze some hilarious threads where he’d just post “LOL” and Mr. Dugan would freak out and reply with an incoherent 8000 word reply. Funny shit!
Get the scissors ready guys!
snip, snip, snip
Truer words have not been spoken brother rick.
I mean really, what’s more plausible.
Scenario one: my brother from a hairless ape mother, the dugan, is just making up the fact that he’s the smartest, most badass awesome hairless ape on the planet.
Scenario two: rick is indeed the most badass hairless ape and through his sheer badassery he has joined a council representing the most badass creatures on the planet - the high council of ricks.
Anyone with a brain would be able to tell that scenario two is FAR more plausible. Do you think that a vulture, a shark, a gator and yours truly old hang out with a lying ape? If you do I’ve got one word for you: wildebeest!
I hope all of you damn dirty apes understand this proof of the dugan’s veracity and we can put this ugly lying rick trope behind us. ROAR!!!
Let me ricksplain something: the dugan is a hairless ape so he can use a condom. I am a lion so I cannot. My penile spines would shred it.
More proof that we rick do not lie. ROAR!!!